for those who are not having a good day
02-11-2009 | 05:02 PM
#3
Churro Aficionado
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Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
02-11-2009 | 06:48 PM
#7
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Posts: 2,507
From: "I am McLovin, The 27 yr old Hawaiian organ donor"
Car Info: 2004 Java Black Pearl STI (Team DownXhift)
Here are some that cracked me up!!!
-Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
-Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
-Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
-Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
-Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
-Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
-Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
-Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
-Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
-Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
02-11-2009 | 08:14 PM
#11
^^^ Safe For Work, Not Safe For Work
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
That one had me cracking up.
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
That one had me cracking up.
Last edited by 808_lgt; 02-11-2009 at 08:19 PM.
02-12-2009 | 05:00 AM
#15
It's QQ thankyouverymuch
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Posts: 19,721
From: San Jose
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Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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