So, you've met a butterface and you're depressed...
05-13-2003, 04:15 PM
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So, you've met a butterface and you're depressed...
Don't fret, all is not lost! Surgery is your friend!
Look at these before and afters... Man - some of these people took matters into their own hands! See what a little pro-active cosmetic surgical augmentation can do for you? You too can land that high-paying hostess job after $30k in surgery!
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Look at these before and afters... Man - some of these people took matters into their own hands! See what a little pro-active cosmetic surgical augmentation can do for you? You too can land that high-paying hostess job after $30k in surgery!
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05-13-2003, 07:13 PM
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Re: So, you've met a butterface and you're depressed...
Originally posted by IS2Scooby
Don't fret, all is not lost! Surgery is your friend!
Look at these before and afters... Man - some of these people took matters into their own hands! See what a little pro-active cosmetic surgical augmentation can do for you? You too can land that high-paying hostess job after $30k in surgery!
Don't fret, all is not lost! Surgery is your friend!
Look at these before and afters... Man - some of these people took matters into their own hands! See what a little pro-active cosmetic surgical augmentation can do for you? You too can land that high-paying hostess job after $30k in surgery!
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Back in January when I was at Ft Polk, LOUSY anna and I had a new Staff Sergeant working for me. You know the drill, getting to know each other & stuff. He was asking me about my car and was pretty amazed by how much I'd put into it. He told me that his hobby and investment was his girlfriend. He'd known her for like 8 months, and already he'd bought her braces, breasts and a new nose.
That about knocked me outa my chair. If you can't win the beautiful one's hearts, why not buy a new body for the ugly ones.
That about knocked me outa my chair. If you can't win the beautiful one's hearts, why not buy a new body for the ugly ones.
05-14-2003, 02:37 AM
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Originally posted by gpatmac
If you can't win the beautiful one's hearts, why not buy a new body for the ugly ones.
If you can't win the beautiful one's hearts, why not buy a new body for the ugly ones.
05-14-2003, 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by 18hrwrx
If you listen to the radio enough maybe you could even win her new hooo hooooo's (can't remember the radio station)
If you listen to the radio enough maybe you could even win her new hooo hooooo's (can't remember the radio station)
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Back in my day we used to call it "Body of a goddess, face from HELL
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You think my Mom has a hot body?
You're a prevert, Dude... She's 70!
I'll hook you up if you slide me a $50 tho. She's from Japan, she has a sideways cho-cho y'know!
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You're a prevert, Dude... She's 70!
I'll hook you up if you slide me a $50 tho. She's from Japan, she has a sideways cho-cho y'know!
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Where I come from we call it a hoo hoo....
Ok, maybe I'm the only one.
And that body of a goddess... business, I always called them prey.
Nobody else wanted them, so they was easy pickins for me.
Ok, maybe I'm the only one.
And that body of a goddess... business, I always called them prey.
Nobody else wanted them, so they was easy pickins for me.
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Just saw this while doing a search and thought I'd resurrect it.
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