This is probably what the old spice guy drives!

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Old 04-22-2011, 07:00 PM
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This is probably what the old spice guy drives!

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/cto/2340843127.html

"OK, let me start off by saying this Miata is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Miata would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what your Prius is for, but still does get pretty good gas mileage. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. So if you can't handle being seen behind the wheel of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying, **** killing hero because it has a few purle hearts, move on.

This Miata was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is).

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $5,000 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

This car got the goods. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but shoot me an email and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk over a nice glass of Mickey's while we listen to Johnny Cash."

This guy is awesome!

Lol at if I don't answer it might be because I'm hang-gliding or base jumping!
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LOL....Great Ad!!! I wanna buy it now just to be more manly
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yah I seen that ad sounds cool.
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Hilarious ad for a pretty cool ride.
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Awesome! That guy knows how to sell!
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hahahaha! this person is a good writer.
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that is the best ad ive ever seen!! LMAO

This Miata was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis
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Classic, best ad ever! He almost makes owning a Miata sound manly LOL! But what does that say about the guy who is selling it?
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haha thats my friend, he's awesome! my teins are on that car, boooo, there it goes!
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so funny this made my day.
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haha thats my friend, he's awesome! my teins are on that car, boooo, there it goes!

Yup, Mike's car, funny thing is he never Autocrossed it. Bummer, all the deals he got on parts soon to be gone. I hope the new owner will race it and hang out with the club too.
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thats an awesome ad - i'm just wondering if he or the new buyer have no use for the spare motor if i could snag it... (already emailed)
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