So...

I just came across this...a new born was recently named...

Evolancer
and
Anakin

Another family I heard recently changed their last name to...
Abcd (pronounced: Absidee)

Heard this one a while back...

Last name Silva
First: Hiho
Second: Sterling

Not making fun...just interesting at how kids get named and the names they will live with for the rest of their lives...

 

I knew a guy when I dormed whose last name was Brown. He wanted to name his son doo doo. I told him he was dumb and that his boy would kick his *** when he grows up.


He then named him Hash.

 

there's a facebook group page i joined to name this guys's sister's kid Megatron if he gets 1,000,000 fans. supposedly, they're going through with it.

 

Ha ha! I remember that ish. That mom is getting it when that kid grows up.

 

my all time favorites are always going to be the parents that name their kids after cars they can't afford. Like Mercedes, Porsche, Lexus, etc etc.....I know Porshia she is still lurking on here so no pun intended

 

My neighbor just had a kid. Her loser *** bf named the kid leonidas. His reason, he believes his son will be a leader or someone of high power when he gets older. Idk Wtf he's smoking.

 

When my daughter was in preschool, there was a kid named Diesel Ford. I never saw the father, but I know the mother drove a Toyota. I sure hope the guy had a diesel F-250 or something.

 

I know a guy that goes by the name of Ignacio Loo, a Chinese/Filipino dude. We call him "IgLoo" for short.

I know a handful of kids named Logan after X-Men/Wolverine cartoons and movies.

This Micro I knew was named "Thor". No joke. Micros have the best names!!

 

 

 

All the replies have made me smile alot...thanks.

Here is one...the day my son was born...I saw a baby next to him in the hospital baby area cribs...the boys name was..this is no joke...

Meconium...if anyone has had a baby, you know what this is...

Here is a Wikipedia def:

Meconium is the earliest stools of an infant. Unlike later feces, meconium is composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus: intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water...it's very sticky and black as licorice...gag factor>10!

Why in the heck would anyone name their kid this??? Poor kid...

 

It goes beyond naming kids after these cars...

The other day on Like Like...I was behind a Dodge Neon...except the Neon badge was removed and they had LEXUS on it...ha ha...

Dodge Lexus...the new hybrid...

 

these two kids from my old high school had a kid the girl was 17 the boy was 18 and they named their daughter Mary-jane

 

There was a kid like 3 or 4 grades below me in school and his LEGAL first name was Dude.... wtf are some of these parents thinking

 

Brings me back to an old Seinfeld episode. George wanted to name his kid "Seven"