who needs rules??

he lets me drive the car.

 

so if telling you guys what you want to hear is only going to get us in trouble... what do we tell you when you ask us if you look fat?

 

I remember my history teacher in high school stating that during prehistoric times,it began as a male dominated era providing all the provisions and I know that it will end a male dominated era!!!

thats why massage parlors exist!!!!!! $50 for the house, and the rest is based on negotiations...

 

When a woman asks you if she LOOKS fat.......
Ask her about what exactly is making her uncomfortable, its probably just her clothes. Then you can say something that isn't about her, like, I don't like that shirt anyway. She'll change it and feel better about herself and about you for being honest.

When a woman asks you if she IS fat.....
Break up with her. Dating someone with superficial self esteem issues really isn't worth it.

These aren't rules, just suggestions on how to keep women happy.... which we all know isn't easy, I feel bad for yall.

 

holy crap I think some people read into these too much

 

rarrr. i was just answering this question.