If you had 3 arms, what would you do?

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Old 06-01-2006 | 09:24 PM
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If you had 3 arms, what would you do?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

Some may think of this as a tragedy....but I'd certainly make the most of it.

1.) Keep both hands on the wheel and one on the shifter
2.) Train to be a good boxer
3.) Inconspicuously scratch my ***** in public
4.) Grab an unsuspecting girl's *** while waving two hands in the air
5.) Glowstick
6.) Give a b*tch 3 thumbs down.
7.) Give a fool 3 b*tch slaps......all at once

....continue the list, folks!
Old 06-01-2006 | 09:31 PM
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you crack me up.....i would do the same as you....you think a person with 3 arms would be good at a sport?
Old 06-01-2006 | 09:36 PM
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Grab three ******* at once.
Old 06-01-2006 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by de pilipino guy
you crack me up.....i would do the same as you....you think a person with 3 arms would be good at a sport?
Imagine somebody w/3 arms trying to guard you in basketball.
Old 06-01-2006 | 11:40 PM
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Just like that, wouldnt ya know, i reached back like a pimp and I slap slap slap a hoe!!!
Old 06-02-2006 | 01:21 AM
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drive with one hand, shift with another, and finally grab some tittes with the other.... auryte!
Old 06-02-2006 | 01:49 AM
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haha, I saw that story on the news last night, but I was too lazy to find it online and post it
Old 06-02-2006 | 06:18 AM
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What would I do, if I had 3 hands???

I would play "Dead or Alive Xtream Beach Volleyball" and use my spare hand to..................
Old 06-02-2006 | 12:48 PM
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Old 06-02-2006 | 01:00 PM
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Finally be able to turn the page without having to stop
Old 06-02-2006 | 01:02 PM
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Finally be able to turn the page without having to stop

ROFL

I had to think about that one for a while..
Old 06-02-2006 | 01:56 PM
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What to do...

Doggie style and spankin 'dat azz...........all at once.
Old 06-02-2006 | 02:41 PM
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Doggie style and spankin 'dat azz...........all at once.
Or......what about 1 hand on each tittie + a tongue on the **** + 2 in the pinkie and 1 in the stinkie = you da man!
Old 06-02-2006 | 03:12 PM
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