I wasn't a good boy.
09-16-2003, 12:06 AM
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I wasn't a good boy.
Some dude in a 89-ish honduh crapcord was revin' me and dumpin' the clutch on the likelike. Over and over, for about a mile. He definitely had more power than a standard accord. So when he pulled up next to me-again- I told him to roll down his window. when he did I said:
"uh huh, but I can burn all four."
"But I could take your car" he said.
"With what?" I replied
"You don't know what I have under the hood. What do you got?"
I didn't reply.
We were rollin' at about 5 MPH. So I nailed it and feathered the clutch a smidge and broke all four loose next to him. By the end of 2nd gear (about 43MPH) I think he realized that he didn't have a chance.
I answered his question without saying a word. Dumbass, I was on the way home from fillin' up on 100 octane. How was he to know, right?
FOr those that might be upset with me posting this, I just want to add that I didn't break the speed limit. I did however burn out through all of first gear (22MPH) and that makes me a bad boy. I was just getting tired of hearing that dweeb bounce his car off the rev limiter. Which is the most annoying, grating sound in the world. Worse than a nagging wife AND mother in law on the rag. That was the only way I knew to shut him up, without draggin' him out of the car and pissin' on him in front of his girlfriend and "homie"
The LikeLike is my territory!
"uh huh, but I can burn all four."
"But I could take your car" he said.
"With what?" I replied
"You don't know what I have under the hood. What do you got?"
I didn't reply.
We were rollin' at about 5 MPH. So I nailed it and feathered the clutch a smidge and broke all four loose next to him. By the end of 2nd gear (about 43MPH) I think he realized that he didn't have a chance.
I answered his question without saying a word. Dumbass, I was on the way home from fillin' up on 100 octane. How was he to know, right?
FOr those that might be upset with me posting this, I just want to add that I didn't break the speed limit. I did however burn out through all of first gear (22MPH) and that makes me a bad boy. I was just getting tired of hearing that dweeb bounce his car off the rev limiter. Which is the most annoying, grating sound in the world. Worse than a nagging wife AND mother in law on the rag. That was the only way I knew to shut him up, without draggin' him out of the car and pissin' on him in front of his girlfriend and "homie"
The LikeLike is my territory!
09-16-2003, 12:17 AM
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Originally said by retard in honduh
DOH!
DOH!
Originally said by retard in honduh's girlfriend
You aint gettin' none tonight because you suck. And take your slow *** ride to the junk yard where it belongs, punk
You aint gettin' none tonight because you suck. And take your slow *** ride to the junk yard where it belongs, punk
09-16-2003, 12:18 AM
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I love it! I would have made sure to pace him and rev my engine all the way while looking at him the whole time! I would have loved to have been there.
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09-16-2003, 07:09 AM
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the night before my fiance and i left for Kauai to get married, we packed up our stuff, got in the car and headed to my brothers house on Staten Island, NY. On the way there, at around 2am we hit the Parkway where traffic cops are known to hide. So there i am, doing a solid 50mph when some kid in a white Honda Accord comes speeding up next to my car. He was racing his engine, totally wanting to race. I played it cool, kept my pace at 50mph, and ignored him. Their window rolls down and a hispanic chick in the passenger seat starts waving me to come closer. I totally ignore her. After waving at me for a while, next thing i know - she has no pants on, on all fours in the seat, and rubbing her *** at me! me and my fiance were hysterical. She starts hanging out of her window(keep in mind we're doing like 45mph now on the highway) with her tank top pulled down, rubbing her *****. This went on for approximately 5 miles. And she kept waving me closer like she wanted me to grab em'. Hands on the wheel and laughing, we got off at our exit.
that was definitely single life giving me the finger
...2 days later i was married on Anini Beach
that was definitely single life giving me the finger
...2 days later i was married on Anini Beach
09-16-2003, 08:47 AM
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Originally posted by hangbot
for a while, next thing i know - she has no pants on, on all fours in the seat, and rubbing her *** at me! me and my fiance were hysterical. She starts hanging out of her window(keep in mind we're doing like 45mph now on the highway) with her tank top pulled down, rubbing her *****. This went on for approximately 5 miles. And she kept waving me closer like she wanted me to grab em'. Hands on the wheel and laughing, we got off at our exit.
for a while, next thing i know - she has no pants on, on all fours in the seat, and rubbing her *** at me! me and my fiance were hysterical. She starts hanging out of her window(keep in mind we're doing like 45mph now on the highway) with her tank top pulled down, rubbing her *****. This went on for approximately 5 miles. And she kept waving me closer like she wanted me to grab em'. Hands on the wheel and laughing, we got off at our exit.
09-16-2003, 11:12 AM
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Originally posted by brento
i hope she was cute. i wish things like that would happen to me.
i hope she was cute. i wish things like that would happen to me.