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Old 06-13-2003, 08:38 PM
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funny cyber sex post...no warning needed

stole this from another message board...i thought it was phucking funny, i was laughing the whole time...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


and then...

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Old 06-13-2003, 10:27 PM
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LOL!!!
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Old 06-13-2003, 11:42 PM
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That's hilarious! Of course, my level 12 ranger half-elf with the two-handed... never mind
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:15 AM
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Is this real crap or something someone made up? Funny, funny shiz, you LVL.2 Druid..lol

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Old 06-14-2003, 09:05 AM
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lol, thats pretty damn funny
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Old 06-14-2003, 02:13 PM
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i think someone has been playing way too much "magic : the gathering"
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Old 06-14-2003, 03:25 PM
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Nah...this is Dungeons and Dragons. Magic was one of those poser games.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:13 PM
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LMAO!!!

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Originally posted by BoOm
Nah...this is Dungeons and Dragons. Magic was one of those poser games.
yeah, D&D is WAAAYYYYY cooler
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Old 06-15-2003, 07:19 AM
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I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.


that's funny sh*t
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