Originally Posted by cmm929

I bought this a while back and its great. Had a cop look at it. he said he thought my plate was pointed down. LOL luckily he didnt touch it. He said uh sorry thought you had an illedel plate. LOL

My stupid ticket story goes like this.

Im parked along the curb in front of Vakamon. I was about 20 feet from the car talking on my phone. I look over and notice this cop had just started writing me a ticket. I ran over and said "Whoa man, what's up?" He said "I'm giving you a ticket because you are parked to close to the intersection." Now, I know that you cant park right on the corner, but if you look at Vakamon's driveway in relation to the corner it is well over 20 feet from the corner. I was parked with my front tire right next to the curb where it meets Vakamons driveway. Anyways I tell the cop "I'll move the car, I was just standing right here anyways" He says "Nope, I already started writing the ticket." Well, that burned my a** so I tell him "That's a bullsh*t excuse" Well, mister rigid didnt like that at all. He proceeds to tell me "You better watch your mouth or I'll start writing you more tickets." Well, I dont like being threatened so I say "WTF are you going to write me tickets for?" OK, quick backstory. My car was COMPLETELY stock. I had a turbo timer installed and that was all. The cop tells me "I'll give you a bunch of tickets for not having recon." I said "WTF do I need a recon for?!?" Mister Idiot then tells me "That wing is not stock." I said "Bullsh*t, it is too stock." He said "those rims are not stock. Once again I say "Bullsh*t, they are to stock." He says "That exhaust is not stock." At this point I am through playing around witih this ***. I say "Sir, clearly you know NOTHING about cars. I have done NOTHING to my car. that is the reason I am here. So I can get some goodies." Then he says "you shouldnt come here, they only do illegel stuff here." I thought about it for a second and towo things came to mind 1. Stop talking and let him leave or 2. keep screwing with him. I picked 2. I say "REALLY?!? they sell drugs here?" He says "no". I say "They sell prostitutes here?" He says "no". I say "they house criminals?" He says "no, they sell illegal parts" I say " REALLY they sell stolen stuff here?" Well, at this point he must have figured out that I was screwing with him cause he went to put the ticket under my wiper and missed so he had to chase it about 30 yards down the street then march back over and hand it to me. I had to laugh at that...