Anybody with a thing for Jessica Alba?
05-27-2003, 04:12 PM
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Anybody with a thing for Jessica Alba? *semi-warning*
http://www.illitrate.co.uk/jessica/
http://www.jessicaalbaonline.net/sections/gallery.asp
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05-27-2003, 04:28 PM
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I aim to please. 
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05-27-2003, 04:41 PM
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Sorry, not within my capablities. You might find a good supplier of Rohypnol and start praying to the Big Guy.
Your only other option would be to contact the fine folks here:
http://www.realdoll.com/
And commission them to custom make a Jessica Alba model for ya.
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Your only other option would be to contact the fine folks here:
http://www.realdoll.com/
And commission them to custom make a Jessica Alba model for ya.
Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
Durable - long life silicone rubber
Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
Odorless and Flavorless
Flexible - wide range of joint movement
Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
Convenient - always ready & available
Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives
Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
Durable - long life silicone rubber
Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
Odorless and Flavorless
Flexible - wide range of joint movement
Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
Convenient - always ready & available
Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives
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05-27-2003, 04:42 PM
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In case Dave is interested:
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!
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*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
We can add a ***** to any of our Realdoll models. We have sold several of these special dolls as custom orders. Any size ***** can be added, and the vagina of the doll can either be eliminated or remain intact, depending on the customer's wishes. The charge for this enhancement is generally $500.00. Click thumbnails for a larger view.
JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!
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05-27-2003, 04:45 PM
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Now that's what I'm taking about!! I'm sure you could name a bunch of hotter chicks, but there's something about Jessica. Damn! My vote for best post evar!
05-27-2003, 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by IS2Scooby
In case Dave is interested:
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!
In case Dave is interested:
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
*GOOD NATURED RIBBING WARNING*
JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!
Well he does have that whole trany thing going...............Dave could put a dress on this one! http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
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05-27-2003, 06:48 PM
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I've got a real doll, but her name is Erin and there are no fake parts on her.
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