I know many of them ...but they just dont get it...they just dont. They think "those lights"(they dont know they're called altezzas), rims(11'' chrome-keep spinnin' after you stop-big pimpin' baby), exhausts(meaning a bumble bee in a tin can "muffler"), neons, nawz, tire flys, and sound systems make their cars look m4dd, tyt3, f1y, and gang$ta. And all of us consider that stuff tasteless and personally it makes me want to gag. So I just sorta ignore them when they talk about getting that done to their cars. Soemtimes i simply just tell them not do to it. Ocassionally i say its nice or something {cuz altezzas and fart cans are the shiznit...KIDDING}... BUT(scared ya for a sec , huh?) in a sarcastic voice. How do you make fun of ricers....ehhhh...that are your friends. Dont get mad at me, they're nice people, just hvae no taste in cars.
oh and once in a while my friend'll say hes gonna get lights, rims, a wing, a sound system, and an exhaust(hes too stupid to know what a cat back is so obviously he just wants a farcan) and next time he says it im just gonna be like, "so your gonna blind the people that are behind u with lights and ur fartcan exhaust is gonna make them think they are being attacked by 10000 bees, and then ur wing is gonna make em think a remote control plane is glued to the back of ur car, while ur hubcaps are falling off ur civic hybrid(which he will get) cuz of the sh!tty bass."
How do you make fun of ricers?

 

hmmmm if you think it's bad how ricey cars are near NYC you oughta come to VT. Seriously, there are far more and worse ricers than anywhere in the world. Rather than civics with fart cans it's 8-12 year old chevy cavaliers, 91 CRX's, pre 90 saturns and other such disgustingly ugly old cars with fart cans and systems. the only way to deal with it is to ignore it...

 

Its hard not to make fun when you see a dodge neon that is jacked up in the back (they obviously don't realize the car is FWD), or an escort ZX2 with a wing and fart can.

 

Beat Them.

 

laugh or make fun of their mods..be like...yeah that wing adds 39 horsepower and makes the engine more vtec-ie...right man?...jamester its totally the same where i live...lol a little while ago my mom picked me up from high school and a few minutes later these 11/2th graders are in their stock civic next to us at a stop light....he revs his engine probably to 4500 and pops the clutch and his tires screetch(sp) for a second then he floors it i think...my mom in her toyota highlander doesnt even notice the kid and shes just driving along next to him not gaining or loosing any distance with the pedal like 1/4 of the way down ...lol just thought that was really funny

 

If I had more time, I would just rice the ricers.

Like I'd rev at one , and tailgate it, follow it and burn it at every stoplight, flip it off and cut it off and do ricer flybys and drop back repeat and like harass it till he shuts his garage door. Then i'd rev at him for an hour and spray paint his garage door with "0wn3d".

lol. If only I had the time...

 

Usually I only do it when I'm with my buddy Nick, who has basically the same views on cars as I do.

We just like to poke at em. I pretend to race them a lot, its fun.

 

haha...do you launch? how? sry to get off topic but im curious