Hi I'm new to this board. I don't have a Subaru now, but I would really want one in the future. Did you guys know that the sti may be coming out? Even the evo 7 - that's the mitsubishi lancer evolution for those who don't know. Did you know that the wrx right now in Canada has a boxer engine? Holy **** man - i thought only Porsches had those!

BTW: I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, playing swords in the washroom, and building snowmen.

 

The B1TCH is back.......

 

Eat a dick. I'm gonna take a shi't on your car. Cause blue cars suck; especially blue cars with gold wheels driven by tall skinny white guys who like to suck ****. Big black ***** with rashes on them

I'm done

TMR

 

Mmm...Porsche.

 

Back to work at your corner BIOTCH! If you aren't there seducing old men and making me money I'm gunna biotch slap you some more.

 

Ahhh clearly the leather cockring wearing, nipple piercing, flagrant homosexuals are jealous of our cars.. I never thought they'd be so damned bored and self-loathing to make it so depressingly obvious.

Nice snowman btw.. Thanks for not showing us your treatment of it's backside.

PS: I know it's bad taste to bump a bad thread, but pathetic people definately need recognition. Perhaps we can lure them into wasting more time making us laugh?

 

Shut it beotch, TMR ownz j00!

 

what the???

I thought TMR was a tall skinny white guy who like to suck ****, well maybe just the the skinny and **** sucking part...

now get back in the kitchen and make a sammich, beotch

 

Because yes, you *******, being a homosexual is the equivalent of being damned. BTW: Since I'm the nOOb around here, how did you ever come across the i-club site?

Get a clue.

TMR

 

Awww.. Did I trample some fun-time at the oasis?

Sorry .. I'm not a noob to much.. but I'm a noob to this forum.. Not that you can tell with everyone posting as a newbie..

PS: I found this forum the same way alot of people did.. I bought the ****ing car and I'm obessed with it..