brucelee

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Look it up on google, it's actually real... Type in "why wont" and it will fill out the suggestion as seen above.



On a totally unrelated note, my physics teacher insisted that "Google" is the correct spelling of the word that identifies the large written number "10^100", when the actual spelling is "Googol", and also the world Googolplex which identifies the number with the value of "10^10^100", which when written out equals to 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

He insisted that "google" was the correct spelling and even had the class laugh at me by making some lame joke about how wrong I was for spelling it as "Googol" (the right way), he even brought up the fact that google.com was spelled and tried to use that as an example of how he was correct. Since we didn't have the internet in the class at that exact moment I had to bring in my laptop the next day and show him proof of how it was spelled, the last laugh was mine! (thought I'd throw that random thought in)

evsoul

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yeah there is nothing known in the universe equal to 10^10^100. or something like that.

danielliez

Other good ones:

"Why won't God heal amputees?"

"Why won't he marry me?"

brucelee

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Yeah, googolplex is the largest written number known to man, but it's funny because you can always add 1 (+1 to 10^10^100)... I don't know how that works.

nic3krnnamja83

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per your example, if you type in googol, the results that show are for googol are for numbers and google is related to the search engine. So tell your teacher that. he is a wetarded, I would make a whole presentation out of it.

Concillian

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This reminds me of when I was in Jr. High.

I used to lay down the nastiest farts in Science class right after lunch. I had some issues with milk, but was too young to know about lactose intolerance and such. The chocolate milk at school reacted in just the right way with me to get some clouds with real staying power. The kind that could float around the room and make it back to you in a few minutes with plenty of potency.

So I got a bit of a reputation as I couldn't keep my 12 year old *** from laughing uncontrollably at the reactions of people 5 rows away. Eventually the teacher told me to put a cork in it, because it was disruptive to class (and it was.)

A couple days after the teacher had talked to me about my problem, the science teacher next door decides to go out and fertilize some stuff he has growing outside (right under the windows of our class, which were high enough that we couldn't see the other teacher out there). Well, the teacher gets a whiff, and starts yelling at me to go stand outside.

The next day he calls me up after class and tells me in private that he found out it was the other teacher fertilizing and not my brand. He apologized, but never let the whole class know. Thanks dude. I wish I had a fart to lay down right after he told me he didn't think it was necessary to tell the whole class. But, alas, the 'gas tank' was empty.

slugrx

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i typed in "why" and one of the things that came up was "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

Oh 4 panda

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"why do men have nipples" and "why is my poop green"



hmm what are the answers to these questions..?

Aaron831

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all kinds of random suggestions come up when you put certain things up...

I put why did and one of the suggestions where "Why did Micheal Jackson turn white"