Why on gods green earth do girls like Bret Michaels?!?
03-22-2009, 08:49 PM
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Why on gods green earth do girls like Bret Michaels?!?
Why the hell do girls flock over Bret Michaels? Is it just so they can go on a reality show?
He's a total washout, way too old to pull off the look of a "rock star", and he's not a damn rock star... He also looks like a damn fish.. an OLD fish!
Is he bald? Why does he always wear that bandana?
Also, the chicks on that show are disgusting... I wouldn't hit it with Krinkov's D'.
Its like you have to be a stripper with 11 tattoos just to qualify for the screening of the show, no offense to the strippers with tattoos reading this.
I try to change the channel any time I see him or his stupid show, but damn, he's everywhere!
He's a total washout, way too old to pull off the look of a "rock star", and he's not a damn rock star... He also looks like a damn fish.. an OLD fish!
Is he bald? Why does he always wear that bandana?
Also, the chicks on that show are disgusting... I wouldn't hit it with Krinkov's D'.
Its like you have to be a stripper with 11 tattoos just to qualify for the screening of the show, no offense to the strippers with tattoos reading this. I try to change the channel any time I see him or his stupid show, but damn, he's everywhere!
03-22-2009, 08:51 PM
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Yeah, I don't get it, Poison wasn't even that great of a band. However, I doubt the music has anything to do with it, as it rarely does anymore when it comes to the fame of "musicians."
03-22-2009, 08:53 PM
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I don't get it either, he is NASTY! 
And being a *****/stripper is a pre-requisite for being on those shows because they know sex sells....even when it is with a fake chick and an old has been....
And being a *****/stripper is a pre-requisite for being on those shows because they know sex sells....even when it is with a fake chick and an old has been....
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Which is an emo song about his gf cheating on him! They should replace Bret with the guy that managed to steal his gf from him.
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The show has no redeeming quality, but it IS entertaining...I really hate to admit lol
A bunch of scandalous, used-up trashy ****** trying to get with a washed up "rock star"...
A bunch of scandalous, used-up trashy ****** trying to get with a washed up "rock star"...
