Ummm, thats not a mushroom...(NSFW VIDEO)

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06-19-2012 | 11:13 PM

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» Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina Beijing Cream

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Eagle-eyed viewers who saw the report on Sunday immediately identified the mystery mushroom as a double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vagina on one side and an artificial anus on the other. Yes, you read that right, it was a jack-off aid that some guy used to spank his monkey when he wasn’t getting it from his wife.

06-19-2012 | 11:39 PM

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» Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina Beijing Cream

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“I’ve done my own research on the internet,” says the afore-mentioned villager. “It’s a type of lingzhi mushroom, called the taisui.”

"So Im pretty sure its this mushroom here, but just to be sure Im going to stick my dick in it tonite, if nothing happens, I'll just cook it and eat it."

06-20-2012 | 04:22 AM

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can we get a picture of your personal one for reference :P

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06-20-2012 | 11:27 AM

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The Gods Must Be Crazy

06-20-2012 | 11:47 AM

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Oh dear.

06-20-2012 | 12:51 PM

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so, 80 meters down, that means dinosaurs, 65 million yrs ago, were tossing off to human VJJ. I hear the Smithsonian calling...

awesome.

06-20-2012 | 02:06 PM

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jesus christ mother mary and joseph

06-20-2012 | 02:35 PM

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how did no one stop and think.."huh those lips look kind of like a vagina"

06-20-2012 | 03:43 PM

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how did no one stop and think.."huh those lips look kind of like a vagina"

Ummmm....

06-20-2012 | 09:15 PM

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jesus christ mother mary and joseph

Wow... at first, I thought the first picture in each set was a dude. This actually reminds me of this girl that was in my poli sci class last quarter... asian girl, was pretty cute, maybe a 7 or an 8. You could definitely tell that she wore a lot of makeup.. however, I thought it was mainly mascara until one day she came into class with no make up on. I honestly did not even recognize when I first saw her as I walked into class. She looked COMPLETELY different, I was at a loss for words.