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Old 12-01-2010, 03:33 PM
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2 words: clothing optional airports...


My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?
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Old 12-01-2010, 03:39 PM
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My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?
yesterday on facebook I read this

Quote of the day: " I tell you two words... NO"
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Man, no matter how many times I see those 2 clips it still makes me laugh!
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Originally Posted by flukewrx
My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?
hyphenated words count as 1...


lol...
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Originally Posted by ldivinag
hyphenated words count as 1...


lol...
I saw no hyphen.
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I saw no hyphen.
it's a silent hyphen...
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wikileaks to the rescue? http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603
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wikileaks to the rescue? http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603
Mr. Cummings also had a WikiLeaks in his pants.
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it's a silent hyphen...
touche'
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The TSA guy was mad he didn't get tipped after giving the happy ending.
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it's a silent hyphen...
you mean invisible?
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But coming from Maui to Sacramento we had a bit of a problem....


My brother in law, for whatever reason, wanted me to bring him back some sand lol.. So i filled up a huge zip lock freezer bag and put it in my suitcase. Well apparently it looked like a kilo of coke going through the xray machines and they had to pull my bag to the side and empty everything He gives me a "wtf are you going to do with this" look hahaha
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