TSA FTW GUYS! Too funny not to share! BUKKAKE WHAT!?!?!?!!?!

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12-01-2010, 08:14 AM

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TSA FTW GUYS! Too funny not to share! BUKKAKE WHAT!?!?!?!!?!

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

12-01-2010, 08:29 AM

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Percy Cummings? You can't make this stuff up.

12-01-2010, 08:34 AM

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I didn't realize the TSA pat downs came with "Happy Endings".

12-01-2010, 08:46 AM

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lol wow...

12-01-2010, 09:13 AM

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Actually they can make this stuff up. And they did. Funny though.

12-01-2010, 09:59 AM

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It'd be so screwed up if this was real, but funny none the less.

12-01-2010, 10:10 AM

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So, my original plan was to strip down to my skivvies next time I had to go through airport security. But some guy tried that and got arrested.

My new plan is to moan while they grope me.

12-01-2010, 10:24 AM

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I didn't realize the TSA pat downs came with "Happy Endings".

You have to give them the right signals.

12-01-2010, 10:26 AM

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My new plan is to moan while they grope me.

That would be so funny !!

12-01-2010, 10:58 AM

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****ing TSA and their bull**** screenings, especially the x-ray scanner.

12-01-2010, 11:09 AM

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It's too funny, did you guys see the article/ video with them patting down a 3yr. old? It was brutal! Ryan needs to fly more often!

12-01-2010, 11:13 AM

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If they make me go through the scanner, I will thrust my hips at them... or get myself hard before going through.

12-01-2010, 11:36 AM

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My new plan is to moan while they grope me.

Haha.. I have to fly a lot so I am going to ease into it. Probably start with a "yeeeeeaaaaaaaah baby" and a big smile but eventually hoping to moving to tipping w/ $1 bills. I hope I don't get arrested. Those guys have no sense of humour.