http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

Percy Cummings? You can't make this stuff up.

 

I didn't realize the TSA pat downs came with "Happy Endings".

 

lol wow...

 

Actually they can make this stuff up. And they did. Funny though.

 

It'd be so screwed up if this was real, but funny none the less.

 

So, my original plan was to strip down to my skivvies next time I had to go through airport security. But some guy tried that and got arrested.

My new plan is to moan while they grope me.

 

You have to give them the right signals.

 

That would be so funny !!

 

****ing TSA and their bull**** screenings, especially the x-ray scanner.

 

It's too funny, did you guys see the article/ video with them patting down a 3yr. old? It was brutal! Ryan needs to fly more often!

 

If they make me go through the scanner, I will thrust my hips at them... or get myself hard before going through.

 

Haha.. I have to fly a lot so I am going to ease into it. Probably start with a "yeeeeeaaaaaaaah baby" and a big smile but eventually hoping to moving to tipping w/ $1 bills. I hope I don't get arrested. Those guys have no sense of humour.

 

You can give them some of your "Wombat Sauce"!

https://www.i-club.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=15

 

Yeah, if the moaning doesn't get me arrested, I will most likely work some slow hip thrusts into the mix.