The true secret to getting out of speeding tickets

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:35 PM
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Thumbs up The true secret to getting out of speeding tickets

You have to have a sweet IROC, make sure its waxed daily like the stealth bomber.

http://media.putfile.com/Sweet-IROC

"do you got a chain steering wheel?"
"uhh.. no."
"ok i do"
"that doesnt make your car faster!"
"whaat?"
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:50 PM
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I couldnt finish the bit... that guy was stupid and ya cant fix stupid..lol...

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yeah, I've heard that one before, a long time ago, but it's hilarious if you listen to the whole thing, that guy is SO FREAKIN STUPID!
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haha i actually listened to the whole thing holy **** that was good ...i get pulled over because shes givin' me a **** nibbler
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"well...yeah...they tend to notice cars..."

270 horsepower? outrunning a cop car? oooooooook

oh my god hes gotten "upwards of 90" hes cool now

if he didnt pay the taxes he wouldnt get pulled over cause he'd be in jail....

"I dont HAVE to pull over...on account of..."

"is it sweet? IS IT SWEET?" wow

"I rev it up to 6k rpm jsut to show him whats up...yeah...yeah" troll him!!

must go to bed.....must keep listening!!!

320hp<270hp??????? can someone take away his bud light and nascar for a few seconds to let a bit of logic soak through the mullet...please?

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Old 05-05-2006, 03:10 AM
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"When I get pulled over and the cop walks up to my car. you know what's the first thing I do?"
"I rev it up to 6000 RPM just to show him what's up!"


There goes the coffee on the keyboard!! LOL
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look at the numbers at the bottom... i hope he doesnt think his pushing 270 stock...
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That is so old now, but yet still really funny when I listen to it.

the best part is when he says "nibble ****"


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