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Old 06-12-2009 | 08:50 AM
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There's a humming bird in your car...
You're driving on the freeway...at 65mph...and you notice that a humming bird is hovering right next to your head, above the center arm rest.

You panic, and cram on the brakes.

What happens to the humming bird?
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Old 06-12-2009 | 08:54 AM
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it goes toward the windshield just like i would.
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:06 AM
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Why is there a hummingbird in my car?
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:33 AM
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i agree with silver... the windshield
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:35 AM
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It attacks you for panicking.
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:37 AM
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It all depends... is the hummingbird on a treadmill?
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:44 AM
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ellipticals are better on your knees
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Unit 91
It all depends... is the hummingbird on a treadmill?
No, but the car is.
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:48 AM
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Nothing will happen to the bird. There is no opposing force that would effect the bird.
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ipozestu
Nothing will happen to the bird. There is no opposing force that would effect the bird.
The rear windshield could slam into the bird (depending on how much braking was applied)
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:54 AM
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^so the bird is dippin at 65mph to keep up with you inside your car... ??? if so then i was wrong
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:54 AM
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not the rear, the front.
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Old 06-12-2009 | 09:57 AM
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Old 06-12-2009 | 10:03 AM
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it stays right next to your panicing head looking at your stupidty for being scared of a hummingbird?
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Old 06-12-2009 | 10:06 AM
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it stays right next to your panicing head looking at your stupidty for being scared of a hummingbird?
and then it attacks you
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