For real........or are you just messing around?

I thought it would have been more like - Pinoy ?(something), right?

 

bahahahahahaha!!!

salsal means to **********

other slang words

tikol
jakol
bate (pronounced ba-teh)
tebats

 

hahahha....masarap yan parekoy

that would be me

man, im so dark, i look like a pride pilipino



seriously...filipino pride would be "Pinamamalakihang Pilipino"

well that's the best i can think of

 

Hahahaaa ! He meant "Fried" Filipino.

 

"pagmamalaki" for pride but as a whole word "maipagmamalaking pilipino"



at heto ang para sa mga manyakis
"walang pangit sa titing galit"

and the original:
"kapag tumayo and testigo kay susan tayo" ;P

 

LOL !!

 

Here you go guys if you need to learn how to order food in the Philippines

Karinderya Terminology
TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
PORKSILOG - Baboy, Sinangag, Itlog
CHICKSILOG - Chicken Sinangag Itlog
AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
BAHAW - kaning lamig ito... pero may nagtinda, Bakang Inihaw
KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpek'n
PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpek'n, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out
SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out w/ Ketchup
PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging... + Yosi
PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta
SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS! - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as above, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order...

 

Ruff Ruff. Good Boy!!!! LOL!!!

How big? LOL!!!!

That's right. Bring it home to Daddee!!!! LOL!!!

Do it fast. Hurry up!!! LOL!!!!

Kurlee Daddee
(THE ORIGINAL)

 

Man, I am going to have to take some tagalog classes, so I know what people are really saying or writing