dr3d1zzl3

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So your the famous Britney i have been searching for!!! man how about heading over here for a threesome! Mah girlie said you had a nice rack..



hahahaha try and spin that one ****! Better pound a few skkys down before you try. hahaha

Speed Element

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LOL

That's the code word she using for my sack mate, best keep an eye on her fella seems she's telling you porky pies...

Mike

dr3d1zzl3

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first off
WTF IS A PORKY PIE!!!

hahaha

now to the discussion at hand.

I know full well of you and "her" she told me all about the gay old british man that mistook her for an underage thai hooker in a drunken rage.. She said you were mubbling something about SKKY's.. hmm anyways she told you to **** off and then you called her a tossa and proceeded to take yoru clothes off and run in circles singing some pub song about SHEEPS, VELCRO GLOVES, and cliffs. You realy scared her! but hey makes for a good forum story dont it!

And stop carrying all your belongings in a sack mate... that is what trunks are for.. hahaha

Speed Element

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You got it all wrong I was plastered cause I had been down the battle cruiser all night but I was jumping around shouting "show us your Bristols luv" not the sheep stuff. The mention of sheep was not until the morning when she made me sware not tell anyone about the book I found under your pillow.. 101 ways to nail a sheep.

You had circled this one,

"Put on Wellington boots and place hind legs of the sheep inside the wellingtons with your legs, then face sheep towards cliff which will make the sheep start backing into you making the experience that much better"

Did you try that one or was that on the wish list?

Mike

dr3d1zzl3

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Dont know your the one who gave me all the pointers at the SRT4 MEET! LIAR!!! hahaha


we wont go into your new found addiction to winecoolers.

brucelee

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LOL @ Mike!

dr3d1zzl3

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ya ya ya lol at him... HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME THAT WAS THE WAY REAL BRITS DO IT...

now he warps it around on me.. i see how you fog jiggas work.

Speed Element

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See again your telling it wrong.

I said, if you want to do it properly with a sheep you need to grab they're real ankles so you can flip them afterwards, how else can you kiss them afterwards???


You are a ginger beer ain't you!

Mike

gbmotorsports

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you old blokes crack me up...

bushido

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Man what did you guys do to this thread? I pop on here to see how your all running and POW!!! it's all brits, ankles, ginger beer. pork pie etc....

Well to answer the original ? i aint yet.

dr3d1zzl3

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bah the orginal thread was lame till me and the brit got here.

BADWRX

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Hey Mike, do ya'all lobsterbacks eat that Vegemite crap too?

BADWRX

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Do you guys call it "Hungry Jack" in the UK too?

1WRX2NV

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Where's Alex when you need him? LOL j/k

-freddie

dr3d1zzl3

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alex only gets mad when you mention mothers.. haha