So i had to use the bathroom yesterday

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Old 04-09-2003 | 03:47 PM
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So i had to use the bathroom yesterday

Since my commut from school to home in the afternnon is like 45 minutes (traffic has teh suck) i decided i didnt want to hold in the urin, so i go to use the bathroom..Unfortunatly the building i was in, had just a single bathroom
so i see the door is locked, so i just wait, and wait..
well i wait for a while..
as i patiently wait, this guy makes these barfing sounds n stuff..so i am like "eh...."
i still wait...ten minutes later..the guy is finnaly done doing his business...
the dude was freaking HUGE!!
the height of brucelee
it was like a glass bottle...
the head was like the width of me times 4, then waste of this guy's was like 10 times my waste..
dude looked like a 7 times my actual width!
anyhoo..he opens the door, walks out with a novel the size of moby dick! i guess he was reading it while he was using the $hitter...
anyhoo...guy leaves...and i am blessed with the presence of his "stench"
anyway..guy didnt flush..i heald my breath...and run the hell out of there after i used the toilet for like 15 seconds......
anyway..i was just a little distrubred is all...
i wont go into details about what he had for lunch (cause i smelled that shiet) and the sheer magnatude of his droppings...
Old 04-09-2003 | 03:49 PM
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take any samples?
Old 04-09-2003 | 03:50 PM
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take any samples?

OF WHAT??!?
Old 04-09-2003 | 04:24 PM
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Old 04-09-2003 | 04:25 PM
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I think Mike deserves a timeout for this story.

































...Just kidding You sicko!!
Old 04-09-2003 | 04:42 PM
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uh..you sure about that?
just go to the music hall
first floor
i am sure anybody with common sense
would not set foot in their
take all the pics you want lol
Old 04-09-2003 | 04:43 PM
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I think Mike deserves a timeout for this story.

































...Just kidding You sicko!!
im sick?? damn straight! lol
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