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Old 05-11-2010, 04:52 PM
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So I was in the can dropping a deuce...
...and I swear the guy in the stall next to me used an entire roll of tp. He was taking looooooooooooong pulls on the roll and I counted around 32. It was like he shat down his legs and was trying to clean up or something. This isn't the first time I have heard this guy do this, either.

How much tp do you all use? The most for me is maybe 5 bunches of tp when I diah or something.
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I use the three shells.
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I use the three shells.
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it depends because there's the no-wipers, and then the never-ending wipers..I lose track on average dumps..
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what the **** kinda topic is this!?
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this reminds of a movie that attaches people from anus to mouth... forming a human centipede...



lol...
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yeah... didn't really think about the fact that I was posting two poo threads on the same day...
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haha how many times did he flush the toilet
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haha how many times did he flush the toilet
seriously.... he would have clogged that throne easily
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4 squares
4 squares....twice.

Wet 4-5 squares (if at home)...wipe.

Then finish it off with 4 squares ....
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yeah, 5-6 reps of 3-4 squares each, depending on quality of TP. don't want the "peek-thru finger" accident to happen...
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yeah, 5-6 reps of 3-4 squares each, depending on quality of TP. don't want the "peek-thru finger" accident to happen...
wtf, ODD about wiping your *** much? just grab enough to clean the starfish and call it a day.
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Originally Posted by ryball
...and I swear the guy in the stall next to me used an entire roll of tp. He was taking looooooooooooong pulls on the roll and I counted around 32. It was like he shat down his legs and was trying to clean up or something. This isn't the first time I have heard this guy do this, either.
hahaha i didnt relize people study my every move in public bathrooms.
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