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Old 01-06-2010, 07:07 PM
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Please settle this argument

Who would win in a fight (hypothetically) and what is your reason
a Lion or a Gorilla
Flat ground.... no jumping from trees...just a straight up fight...

My roomate and I got board and we can not come to agreement on this topic

I need a poll mod please help

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Old 01-06-2010, 07:09 PM
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bored?

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Old 01-06-2010, 07:13 PM
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shoulda made this a poll, but a lion would win, the gorilla has reach and strength but a lion is faster, can jump crazy far and could rip off limbs with its jaws and teeth.
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What is the Venue?
If there are trees than the Gorilla would win. It would just climb up high and pelt the Lion with stuff.

Even on the ground, I think the Gorilla would do pretty well
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Gorilla, hands down.
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Originally Posted by Lowend
What is the Venue?
If there are trees than the Gorilla would win. It would just climb up high and pelt the Lion with stuff
Originally Posted by OP
Flat ground.... no jumping from trees...just a straight up fight...
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:19 PM
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Lion would ****ing pwn a gorilla. Gorillas are all muscle for sure, but so are lions aqbd they have some gnarly fangs and claws too
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Gorilla, hands down.
No.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:31 PM
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king kong wins.

on related note,

tiger vs lion, tiger wins.
there's some video on youtube, tiger jumps and attacks with both pawls awhile lion always stays on ground.
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Gorilla has strength and reach, but the lion has its teeth and claws at the front of its body and would demolish the Gorillas arm before it made contact.

At least thats how it plays out in my head.
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This sounds like a question that would come up in a conversation between pot heads....


...oh and gorilla, lion only has a chance on the first strike, once he misses game over.
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gorilla for sure. Don't you guys remember the pics of that lady who was attacked by the chimpanzee? A gorilla is much stronger and bigger than a chimp. I think it would rip the lion apart.
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Who would win 1 on 1? an Octopus or a Shark?
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Originally Posted by Pactin
This sounds like a question that would come up in a conversation between pot heads....


...oh and gorilla, lion only has a chance on the first strike, once he misses game over.
word. on both. ****ing potheads..... once the lion misses, IF he does, hes getting the **** kicked out of him
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