View Poll Results: Passing gas..
Do you blow it out in a crowd?
5
8.33%
Do you politely walk away?
8
13.33%
Do you slightly pull your butt cheek so it comes out silent?
17
28.33%
Do you hold it?
7
11.67%
Do you like passing gas when ever possible?
23
38.33%
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll
Passing Gas..
I get enough gas being around my husband and dan.
10-25-2008, 01:53 AM
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How many people have done the gas and dash? This is where you are with a friend in a crowded place, you let one rip and get out leveing behind the potent cloud and your friend so everyone that gets a wiff of the good stuff thinks it was their friend who let the the turd wind fly. .
10-25-2008, 01:56 AM
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How many people have done the gas and dash? This is where you are with a friend in a crowded place, you let one rip and get out leveing behind the potent cloud and your friend so everyone that gets a wiff of the good stuff thinks it was their friend who let the the turd wind fly. .
"Shawn...I'm sorry."
"Don't worry dude..whatever"
"No...Shawn...I'm sorry"
"What are you....oh thats just gross!"
The funniest time was with my ex, I knew there was a silentish one coming as I was driving, I slowly locked the windows but then couldn't help from grinning
Me:
Her: "Why are you smiling? Matt? MATT UNLOCK THE ****ING WINDOWS!!!!"
10-25-2008, 01:59 AM
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Dude, that reminds me of Shown of the Dead
"Shawn...I'm sorry."
"Don't worry dude..whatever"
"No...Shawn...I'm sorry"
"What are you....oh thats just gross!"
The funniest time was with my ex, I knew there was a silentish one coming as I was driving, I slowly locked the windows but then couldn't help from grinning
Me:
Her: "Why are you smiling? Matt? MATT UNLOCK THE ****ING WINDOWS!!!!"
"Shawn...I'm sorry."
"Don't worry dude..whatever"
"No...Shawn...I'm sorry"
"What are you....oh thats just gross!"
The funniest time was with my ex, I knew there was a silentish one coming as I was driving, I slowly locked the windows but then couldn't help from grinning
Me:
Her: "Why are you smiling? Matt? MATT UNLOCK THE ****ING WINDOWS!!!!"
I once had my friend in my car and I was giving him a ride to work. He decided that it was ok to fart in my car, so he the the butt cheeks flap. It was not the sweet petunias that people say. So I rolled down his window and locked it down. Keep in mind this was in the middle of winter up towards Tahoe about 7 am.
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10-25-2008, 02:19 AM
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Who her has let one out and sharted themselves?
The best shart story i have read was posted on another board
The best shart story i have read was posted on another board
Originally Posted by attitude
friday night, went out and had a bunch of drinks. went to sleep.
saturday, woke up feeling like ****. vomit and diarrhea ruled the day. later on in the night i felt like farting. my fiance has a poodle that i really (really) hate. it is the antithesis of cool. anyways i was laying in the bed, girl and dog on the bed with me, and i needed to fart, i kneeled up, pointed my *** toward the dog (because i fart on it all the time / i really hate it) and let it go. it sounded like a plastic bag popping. i said aloud, "i think i should go check to see if that was wet" ran to the toilet, and sure enough, on the check wipe, there was poop. i begin to laugh as my fiance sees the poodle licking itself, and she also notices that she had a big spot of **** on her teh sweatpants. the pillow the dog was on had some poo, and so did the bed comforter. i did not care, for i had shat on the dog!
i had to do the laundry, but it was worth it. i **** owned the dog.
CN: appletinis-hangover-fart turned shart on the dog-ultimate dog pwnag3
saturday, woke up feeling like ****. vomit and diarrhea ruled the day. later on in the night i felt like farting. my fiance has a poodle that i really (really) hate. it is the antithesis of cool. anyways i was laying in the bed, girl and dog on the bed with me, and i needed to fart, i kneeled up, pointed my *** toward the dog (because i fart on it all the time / i really hate it) and let it go. it sounded like a plastic bag popping. i said aloud, "i think i should go check to see if that was wet" ran to the toilet, and sure enough, on the check wipe, there was poop. i begin to laugh as my fiance sees the poodle licking itself, and she also notices that she had a big spot of **** on her teh sweatpants. the pillow the dog was on had some poo, and so did the bed comforter. i did not care, for i had shat on the dog!
i had to do the laundry, but it was worth it. i **** owned the dog.
CN: appletinis-hangover-fart turned shart on the dog-ultimate dog pwnag3
10-25-2008, 02:29 AM
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haha. That reminds me of the other day. I was at the Flogging Molly concert up in Chico and when we were in the mosh pit someone totally let loose and it smelled so fowl. The chick to the left of me totally looked at me and my girl hella told her it was me lmao. Shyt... whoever smelt it dealt it.
10-25-2008, 02:34 AM
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Who here plays the doorknob game?
I first learned of this game when I was in the 6th grade. My best friends family goes on a yearly camping trip and I have gone with them every year since. This is at a small lake that has a bathroom and a few showers. So the first night we were playing the game while sitting around the camp fire roasting mallows. My best friend let loose and I yelled door **** right before he could say safety. He looked at me as I was staring at him. He knew the rules and that I would punch him till he got to the door **** at the bathrooms. So he jumped out of his chair and took off like a bat out of hell. The pursuit began, and I was hot on his tail. It was rather dark out and he didn't have time to grab a flash light before he had to run. I was chaising after him and he had to rub between a few trees to get towards the bathroom. Right as he got between them his foot hooked a root from the tree. He went down face first into the dirt. This was not a graceful fall either. It was a splat right down with force as he was running full speed. at this point I am laughing so darn hard. I look down at him and tell him that I am not going to punch him cause he already pwned himself at that point.
The next day we were out on the lake in the boat going out to go skiing. He again let the rear tuba bellow out with a loud pop. I doorknobed him again. I punched him in the arm twice before he bailed out of the boat and started to swim for shore. Keep in mind we were right in the middle of the lake and it took him 30 minutes to swim to shore.
I first learned of this game when I was in the 6th grade. My best friends family goes on a yearly camping trip and I have gone with them every year since. This is at a small lake that has a bathroom and a few showers. So the first night we were playing the game while sitting around the camp fire roasting mallows. My best friend let loose and I yelled door **** right before he could say safety. He looked at me as I was staring at him. He knew the rules and that I would punch him till he got to the door **** at the bathrooms. So he jumped out of his chair and took off like a bat out of hell. The pursuit began, and I was hot on his tail. It was rather dark out and he didn't have time to grab a flash light before he had to run. I was chaising after him and he had to rub between a few trees to get towards the bathroom. Right as he got between them his foot hooked a root from the tree. He went down face first into the dirt. This was not a graceful fall either. It was a splat right down with force as he was running full speed. at this point I am laughing so darn hard. I look down at him and tell him that I am not going to punch him cause he already pwned himself at that point.
The next day we were out on the lake in the boat going out to go skiing. He again let the rear tuba bellow out with a loud pop. I doorknobed him again. I punched him in the arm twice before he bailed out of the boat and started to swim for shore. Keep in mind we were right in the middle of the lake and it took him 30 minutes to swim to shore.