Maybe you guys have seen this, but I thought it was funny
06-18-2003, 02:18 PM
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Maybe you guys have seen this, but I thought it was funny
My co-worker forwarded me this link. Pretty good.
http://www.real-world-solutions.com/files/soapbox.swf
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06-18-2003, 02:20 PM
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Here is another funny joke she sent me:
>An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
>to make a good impression on her first day, explains
>to her class that she's a Chargers' fan. She asks the class to raise their
>hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
>except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
>says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
>"Because I'm not a Chargers' fan.", she replied.
>
>The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you're not a Chargers' fan,
>then who do you support?"
>
>"I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it!", Mary replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
>
>"Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my
>Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"
>
>"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
>you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
>the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict
>and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>"I'd be an Oakland Raiders' fan."
True, so very true~! Raider fans are so ghetto~!
NINERS BABY!
>An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
>to make a good impression on her first day, explains
>to her class that she's a Chargers' fan. She asks the class to raise their
>hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
>except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
>says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
>"Because I'm not a Chargers' fan.", she replied.
>
>The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you're not a Chargers' fan,
>then who do you support?"
>
>"I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it!", Mary replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
>
>"Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my
>Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"
>
>"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
>you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
>the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict
>and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>"I'd be an Oakland Raiders' fan."
True, so very true~! Raider fans are so ghetto~!
NINERS BABY!
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06-18-2003, 02:34 PM
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Originally posted by BADWRX
Here is another funny joke she sent me:
>An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
>to make a good impression on her first day, explains
>to her class that she's a Chargers' fan. She asks the class to raise their
>hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
>except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
>says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
>"Because I'm not a Chargers' fan.", she replied.
>
>The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you're not a Chargers' fan,
>then who do you support?"
>
>"I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it!", Mary replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
>
>"Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my
>Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"
>
>"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
>you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
>the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict
>and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>"I'd be an Oakland Raiders' fan."
True, so very true~! Raider fans are so ghetto~!
NINERS BABY!
Here is another funny joke she sent me:
>An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
>to make a good impression on her first day, explains
>to her class that she's a Chargers' fan. She asks the class to raise their
>hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
>except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
>says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
>"Because I'm not a Chargers' fan.", she replied.
>
>The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you're not a Chargers' fan,
>then who do you support?"
>
>"I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it!", Mary replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
>
>"Because my Mom and Dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my
>Dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"
>
>"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
>you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
>the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict
>and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>"I'd be an Oakland Raiders' fan."
True, so very true~! Raider fans are so ghetto~!
NINERS BABY!
-Zoeb
06-18-2003, 04:08 PM
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while we are at it...
Q: what's the diff between an arkansas divorce and a tornado?
A: nothing... but someone will lose a trailer...
Q: how many blonde jokes are there?
A: none. cause they are all true!!!!
(no offense to any blonde arkansanians out there...)
Q: what's the diff between an arkansas divorce and a tornado?
A: nothing... but someone will lose a trailer...
Q: how many blonde jokes are there?
A: none. cause they are all true!!!!
(no offense to any blonde arkansanians out there...)
06-18-2003, 05:20 PM
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That Chargers joke was pretty good, reminds me of this one...
In the middle of a divorce settlement a child sits waiting to hear who he ends up staying with. The mother pleads her case and so does the father, but the judge sees the kids faces he's been making as each were talking. So he calls for a recess and takes the kid into his chamber and says "We've been discussing who ends up keeping you but haven't asked what you feel is best for you, would you like to go with your mother?"
The kid says "No cause she beats me", so the judge asks, "How about your father?"
The kid again says "No, cause HE beats me."
So the judge says "Well who do you wanna live with then?"
The kid says "The Cincinatti Bengals."
So the judge says "The Cincinatti Bengals... WHY?"
Without skippin a beat he tells the judge "Cause they never beat anybody!"
GO NINERS!
In the middle of a divorce settlement a child sits waiting to hear who he ends up staying with. The mother pleads her case and so does the father, but the judge sees the kids faces he's been making as each were talking. So he calls for a recess and takes the kid into his chamber and says "We've been discussing who ends up keeping you but haven't asked what you feel is best for you, would you like to go with your mother?"
The kid says "No cause she beats me", so the judge asks, "How about your father?"
The kid again says "No, cause HE beats me."
So the judge says "Well who do you wanna live with then?"
The kid says "The Cincinatti Bengals."
So the judge says "The Cincinatti Bengals... WHY?"
Without skippin a beat he tells the judge "Cause they never beat anybody!"
GO NINERS!
06-18-2003, 10:36 PM
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Here's an scottish joke mi mum told me once. It sounds better if you do it in a scottish accent.
three boys enter the local store and run into Mr. O'Maley, the 'jack of all trades' of the town who's quite popular among all the townsfolk.
The three boys ask, "Mr. O'Maley...how'd you get your nickname!?"
Mr.O'Maley then explains..."Aye young lads...if you look around you'll see all the beautiful houses and cottages. Well, i built'em all with me bare hands it did...but do they call me O'Maley the builder? No..."
"You see all the tall chimneys on those wonderful houses do ya!? Well i clean those every week but do they call me O'Maley the chimmney sweep!?...No..."
"You see all the lovely fruits and vegitables in this store do ya!? Well i grew that produce myself but do you hear'em calling me O'Maley the farmer!?...No..."
"But you F**k one goat..."
ERIC
three boys enter the local store and run into Mr. O'Maley, the 'jack of all trades' of the town who's quite popular among all the townsfolk.
The three boys ask, "Mr. O'Maley...how'd you get your nickname!?"
Mr.O'Maley then explains..."Aye young lads...if you look around you'll see all the beautiful houses and cottages. Well, i built'em all with me bare hands it did...but do they call me O'Maley the builder? No..."
"You see all the tall chimneys on those wonderful houses do ya!? Well i clean those every week but do they call me O'Maley the chimmney sweep!?...No..."
"You see all the lovely fruits and vegitables in this store do ya!? Well i grew that produce myself but do you hear'em calling me O'Maley the farmer!?...No..."
"But you F**k one goat..."
ERIC
Damn Orlando, you gonna stand for that? 
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