making my girlfriend sign a contract of her love
09-15-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bluwrxwgn
hahahaha I'm gonna have my fiance read that when I get home. LOL I'll post up what she says to it.
IF SHE LOVES YOU SHE WILL SIGN IT!!!!
09-15-2006, 03:58 PM
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Maybe also add a Motion Activated Voice Playback Clause?
And stick the bottom half against the windo so there is a full moon every night. That's pretty romantic right?
And stick the bottom half against the windo so there is a full moon every night. That's pretty romantic right?
09-15-2006, 04:09 PM
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Let us know how it turns out....
Also, I think you need to elect a third party person to ensure that she adheres to the terms of the contract.....
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Also, I think you need to elect a third party person to ensure that she adheres to the terms of the contract.....
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09-15-2006, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
congrats Greg, you have yourself there what we call a NOTCH!!!! +100 for j00 mang!
lol..a notch is a bad phrase y0
"just another notch on my belt, good lay though"
09-15-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
09-15-2006, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
still not enough to make a decision.
any pixs of her in a bikini or something?????
09-15-2006, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
indeed, though it sounds more like she'll have you forever, or at least half of you, though if I were her I would only sign that contract with the amendment to be able to hang **** off you once in a while, at least when its seasonaly appropriate, like a santa hat, or easter bunny ears, and Im sure a wet towel will find its way over your outstretched hands at least a couple times a week, sorry bro but its better than the bed.
BTW, I would like to get the bottom half of you back from the taxidermist as well. I can assure you I will treat your 'better half' with upmost dignity and respect unless theres occasion to use it for something funny, and I dont mean mildly amusing either, but something completely ****ing hysterical, I promise.
09-16-2006, 12:19 PM
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hahahaha jeremy i will add in there if it is seasonally appropriate she may use me as a santa hat hanger, and also a bikini hanger
i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikina, but i dont think id post them anyways you pervs
i dont think i have any pics of her in a bikina, but i dont think id post them anyways you pervs