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Old 09-15-2006, 01:27 PM
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making my girlfriend sign a contract of her love
So here it is.. i am gonna make my girlfriend sign a contract saying

"When Greg Sarpy dies, I Holly Eppard agree to have Greg sent a taxidermist and have his top half preserved, so I can then mount him on the wall as if he is coming out of it with his hands reaching out with an evil look on his face. and i Holly Eppard sign that I will leave it above my bed as long as i live, and will have my boyfriend/husband after Greg, shake his hand every night before sleep, and I will also kiss his cheek before i goto sleep each night. And I Holly Eppard understand that I nor my new husband/boyfriend may use him as a coat or hat hanger or a hanger in anyway, unless it is christmas and they would like to hang a santa hat on me"


is that too much to ask of her love? i don't think so.
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:31 PM
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laughing so ****in hard
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:34 PM
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hahaha awesome!
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:42 PM
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i don't think she's going for it... does that mean she doesn't love me?
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:45 PM
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Hmm and people thought Angelina and Billy Bob were weird for keeping eachothers blood.


She better sign that ****!
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:50 PM
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if she doesn't i might leave her...
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Would it be possible to recieve a copy of this document with the names blanked for use by others.
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What if she keeps your bottom half and mounts it every night.
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:46 PM
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well i will get my man piece preserved and hollowed so any future husband/boyfriend can slip it on so its like I am still the pleasure giver....
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:58 PM
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so... any pixs of holly, so we can use that as a voting decider?????
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by evsoul
well i will get my man piece preserved and hollowed so any future husband/boyfriend can slip it on so its like I am still the pleasure giver....
:rotfl: this is the BEST thing ive heard all day.....
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:09 PM
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hahahaha I'm gonna have my fiance read that when I get home. LOL I'll post up what she says to it.
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I thought you were talking about the love contract and confidentiality agreement like on Chappelle show. :x
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ldivinag
so... any pixs of holly, so we can use that as a voting decider?????


she is the gal on the left... (not the right! ahha)
she is so beautiful i have to make sure she signs it so i can have her forever.
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