Little brown fruits of labor in my toilet!

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Old 01-31-2004, 05:10 PM
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2 - using varying device, sitz bath, roasting pan, mixing bowl, put the container in the toilet bowl with litter it. work it like a litter box.

3a - slowly remove litter until the cat will go w/o litter, then start adding water
How did you get the cat to stand on the toilet seat? As I said, my cat just jumps into the bowl, no matter how much litter is inside. It'll just make a bigger mess if there isn't enough cat litter.
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You gotta catch'em in the act. Peeing is a non-stop act for a cat, usually. Once it starts, it doesn't stop. You can do this when pooping, but more often this will scare them off rather then give them the time to realize the benefit... so when they're whizzing you lift a paw or two out of the litter.

Most often cats will do the 2-in-2-out deal. This is tricky because to grab hind legs you might get **** on your hand... big deal. But eventually they realize its better. I noticed particularly with pooping that they are VERY uncomfortable doing this when standing up. So I put my roasting pan way deep into the bowl so they'd be streched. Then as they do their business and I move a paw or two they realize that the crouch is more convenient.

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this thread has disturbed me
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Its more detailed... and more aggrivating than that, but its the general idea. It also help to have a cat that isn't too scared of water. Ricky will drop these human sized depth-chargers into the toilet, the water will sometimes splash up and hit his *** and he always turns around in complete surprise, like, "Who did that?!?!" Be he keeps pumpin'em out
Damn, That's friggin funny. I needed a laugh. I wish I could train my cat to crap in the toilet. My wife and I have resorted to the "crystal" method. Those little crystals work pretty damn good. Only one small prolem though. When Shadow drops a bomb, it stinks like a mass grave but only for a little while. I'd rather have her drop her kids off at the pool than to showcase them in a box of crystals. The crystals work better for pee than the poop. Man, you lucky dog. I wish my cat would do that.
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well your hate for ***** explains alot bruce.. hahah
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this thread has disturbed me
You were already disturbed... far beyond the power of this thread!

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I HATE cats.
I like them, they taste like chicken.
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