Legally Masturbate at Work!?!?! No Way...
05-26-2011 | 06:40 PM
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Legally ********** at Work!?!?! No Way...
I dont know if this is a repost but omg.
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/...rbate-at-work/
The court ruled in her favor and now she can ********** at work
BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to ********** in her workplace because she has a strange disease.
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to ********** several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to ********** for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to ********** 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” ********** 18 times a day.
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/...rbate-at-work/
The court ruled in her favor and now she can ********** at work
BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to ********** in her workplace because she has a strange disease.
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to ********** several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to ********** for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to ********** 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” ********** 18 times a day.
05-26-2011 | 07:36 PM
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Man, what a ****ing disease, at least there's pleasure after the pain huh! She must bring hella panties cuz she'll be wet all day, plus there better not be alot of dudes working nearby her, could you imagine the torture of having to see, smell, and hear that 18+ times! They'd have to pass out blindfolds, earplugs, and air spray to all in that company-lol!
05-26-2011 | 07:50 PM
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reminds me of a joke.
A hospital is giving a tour to one of it's major funding donors so they take him on some rounds with one of the nurses to show him how well the hospital is running.
As he passes one of the rooms he spots one of the patients violently masturbating like there's no tomorrow. The donor is shocked by what he sees and angrily asks the nurse "What is the meaning of this disgrace?!"
The nurse replies, "Oh, that's Mr. Jones, he has Semenal Buildup Disorder. A rare condition where his ********* produce too much semen. If he doesn't ejaculate 10-20 times a day, it can be life-threating. The wealthy donor nods and continues doing the rounds.
They pass another room and this time he sees a sexy nurse is giving a ******* to a patient. The donor screams "This is outlandish! What is going on here?!"
The nurse calmly replies, "Oh, that's Mr. Montgomery. He has the same condition, just better health insurance."
A hospital is giving a tour to one of it's major funding donors so they take him on some rounds with one of the nurses to show him how well the hospital is running.
As he passes one of the rooms he spots one of the patients violently masturbating like there's no tomorrow. The donor is shocked by what he sees and angrily asks the nurse "What is the meaning of this disgrace?!"
The nurse replies, "Oh, that's Mr. Jones, he has Semenal Buildup Disorder. A rare condition where his ********* produce too much semen. If he doesn't ejaculate 10-20 times a day, it can be life-threating. The wealthy donor nods and continues doing the rounds.
They pass another room and this time he sees a sexy nurse is giving a ******* to a patient. The donor screams "This is outlandish! What is going on here?!"
The nurse calmly replies, "Oh, that's Mr. Montgomery. He has the same condition, just better health insurance."
