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Old 01-13-2010, 04:36 PM
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume **** went downnn
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:40 PM
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:59 PM
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haha "special olympics" we've called it that before
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:39 PM
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hahaha....I'm at work, so I'm going to bed lol
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:11 PM
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
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dude. you drew those with your d***
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Old 02-04-2010, 08:16 AM
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Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
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Old 02-04-2010, 08:39 AM
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Left my id again and at a giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of id to buy beer.
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:27 AM
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my *** and whispered "Simba"
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this site is go funny holy crap. i just clicked best of all time and it has been entertaining me for quite some time now. good fine paul!
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:12 PM
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Old 02-04-2010, 12:18 PM
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:59 PM
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proof to my theory that the higher education system has failed and college is the new high school. Seriously who does this kind of **** past 14?

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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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