Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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12-24-2009, 09:24 PM

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OneManArmy

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That site is EPIC...

Only in Santa Cruz
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yeah like everyone hasn't tried this????
(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

12-24-2009, 09:26 PM

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Krinkov

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yeah like everyone hasn't tried this????
(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

haha werd, they NEVER buy that one

12-25-2009, 01:19 AM

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Oh man, I love looking up the locals

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Oooh, dang! No need to be snarky! I was just pointing it out so you could enjoy all the other comments in regards to that video.

Meh, I was still recovering from the night before, and didn't really expect any kind of beneficial commentary from you anyways, so I assumed sarcasm.

And Jeremy... really? Kool-aid and Scotch? Really?

12-25-2009, 03:27 AM

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And Jeremy... really? Kool-aid and Scotch? Really?

OH YEAH!!!!

12-25-2009, 03:58 AM

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just in time for the holidays...

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01-13-2010, 04:00 PM

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01-13-2010, 04:15 PM

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I want to **** you on the side of the bed tonight.

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babe, don't say it like that!

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I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

01-13-2010, 04:17 PM

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i was so drunk i stopped mid-******* to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

01-13-2010, 04:24 PM

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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.

01-13-2010, 04:25 PM

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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, **** style.

01-13-2010, 04:26 PM

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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina

01-13-2010, 04:27 PM

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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.

01-13-2010, 04:30 PM

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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the **** is wrong with my family?