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Old 07-30-2009, 04:25 PM
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Just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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Wow, I could've sworn there was already a TFLN thread. There are some real winners on there!
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Wow, I could've sworn there was already a TFLN thread. There are some real winners on there!
If there is, I do apologize.
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If there is, I do apologize.
I searched and couldn't find one, which is why I was surprised.
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Paul, I didn't know you had a 416 area code number

(416): I think we should involve a squid next time we ****.
(1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
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(262): Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate *** who owns this phone. Thanks
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Paul, I didn't know you had a 416 area code number
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