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Old 12-09-2009, 03:43 PM
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I mean remove bike lanes because it make someone stumble in their religious walk... sorry but maybe you need some work on your walk.
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Originally Posted by OneManArmy
when did the U.S.A. become government controlled middle east.

I mean remove bike lanes because it make someone stumble in their religious walk... sorry but maybe you need some work on your walk.

Remove bike lanes just means cars will take up more space and bikes will more than likely be up on the curbs more often. It's not going to stop them from riding in the area. That's just ridiculous. People ride where they need to ride.

Sorry but this is not the middle east.... we have the right to wear whatever the hell we want. I don't like seeing dudes in spandex or fat chicks in tube tops but that doesn't mean I have the right to tell roadies they can't ride their bikes and ladies trying to shed those pounds they can't walk on the sidewalk.
Or...

we could just outright ban the archaic invention called the bike. It is a holdover from days gone past. A relic no longer needed in modern society, we have cars, motorcycles, mopeds, buses, trains, planes and boats to get us where we need to go.

Solve the problem, ban bikes from the roads.
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The Hasids' request is silly, but if you really forced me to choose between having to live with Jews or with hipsters, I'd have to pick the Jews
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Originally Posted by Overbear
Or...

we could just outright ban the archaic invention called the bike. It is a holdover from days gone past. A relic no longer needed in modern society, we have cars, motorcycles, mopeds, buses, trains, planes and boats to get us where we need to go.

Solve the problem, ban bikes from the roads.
i really hope this is sarcasm.
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If I ever saw a hipster/hassidic Jew fight pile out into the street in front of me, my head would burst into flames out of the sheer awesomeness of the spectacle
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lets get rid of freeways, they make me speed and thats breaking a law. I'm not pure if i break any laws.

lets purchase items 10 feet from any cash register so i'm not tempted to steal.

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Originally Posted by mokeOne
i really hope this is sarcasm.
Not at all, show me a reason why we need such a archaic invention? Lets bring back the horse and buggy, and the rickshaw while we are at it.
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Not at all, show me a reason why we need such a archaic invention? Lets bring back the horse and buggy, and the rickshaw while we are at it.
Im actually all for both of these, especially the rickshaw, nothing makes me feel better than another human being single handedly hauling me around from palce to place for a few shiny ones

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Paul, you have failed. I'll correct your mistake though, because I'm a nice guy.

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Paul, you have failed. I'll correct your mistake though, because I'm a nice guy.

I will personally risk incarceration and Hasidic *** whoopins' to paint bike lanes If I knew THIS would be involved!!
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I will personally risk incarceration and Hasidic *** whoopins' to paint bike lanes If I knew THIS would be involved!!
Seriously! I mean, I hate hipster douchebags. But this, there ain't nothin wrong with this... except for the fact I don't personally know her.
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I know they aren't top quality, but there are 4 of them!!!

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Originally Posted by Overbear
Or...

we could just outright ban the archaic invention called the bike. It is a holdover from days gone past. A relic no longer needed in modern society, we have cars, motorcycles, mopeds, buses, trains, planes and boats to get us where we need to go.

Solve the problem, ban bikes from the roads.
Some people like the exercise and fresh air. That whole not being a "meh meh meh I work in a server room" guy idea strikes a chord with a lot of people.

The correct sollution would be to illiminate douches and retards on bikes and in cars. It goes both ways.

Again, posts like these are why no one takes you seriously.

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Originally Posted by Overbear
Not at all, show me a reason why we need such a archaic invention? Lets bring back the horse and buggy, and the rickshaw while we are at it.
Yeah I agree. Lets promote more fat-assery.
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