i'm bored, so here's some jokes :p
10-02-2003, 03:37 PM
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LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
10-02-2003, 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by wrxtacy
im tall enough to ride on those rides!
and im ABC also. i feel like a giant in chinatown
im tall enough to ride on those rides!
and im ABC also. i feel like a giant in chinatown
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I'm a good ol' ABC that's 6'1" or 6'2" (I think I grew again recently ) and 205lbs, built like a mini pro wrestler cuz of all the protien and weight training. I smash my forehead into the tops of MTR subway doors in HK and have the combined mass of 3 Gu Wak Jai's. Behold, I am the largest Chinese man I know (except for Yao Ming, but he don't count cuz I dunno him personally ). I do know this other girl from Shanghai who's like 6 ft tall tho. Them's Shanghainese are friggin HUGE!!
) and 205lbs, built like a mini pro wrestler cuz of all the protien and weight training. I smash my forehead into the tops of MTR subway doors in HK and have the combined mass of 3 Gu Wak Jai's. Behold, I am the largest Chinese man I know (except for Yao Ming, but he don't count cuz I dunno him personally ). I do know this other girl from Shanghai who's like 6 ft tall tho. Them's Shanghainese are friggin HUGE!!
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Originally posted by babysmurf
the best is when u go to places like hk and u hit ur head on all the signs as u walk down the street.....
the best is when u go to places like hk and u hit ur head on all the signs as u walk down the street.....
Here's another one :
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response, except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the ****." "Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "President Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Representative
Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble!"
Suzuki shouted, "The Taliban, 2001."
10-02-2003, 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by Choku Dori
I'm a good ol' ABC that's 6'1" or 6'2" (I think I grew again recently ) and 205lbs, built like a mini pro wrestler cuz of all the protien and weight training. I smash my forehead into the tops of MTR subway doors in HK and have the combined mass of 3 Gu Wak Jai's. Behold, I am the largest Chinese man I know (except for Yao Ming, but he don't count cuz I dunno him personally ). I do know this other girl from Shanghai who's like 6 ft tall tho. Them's Shanghainese are friggin HUGE!!
I'm a good ol' ABC that's 6'1" or 6'2" (I think I grew again recently
) and 205lbs, built like a mini pro wrestler cuz of all the protien and weight training. I smash my forehead into the tops of MTR subway doors in HK and have the combined mass of 3 Gu Wak Jai's. Behold, I am the largest Chinese man I know (except for Yao Ming, but he don't count cuz I dunno him personally ). I do know this other girl from Shanghai who's like 6 ft tall tho. Them's Shanghainese are friggin HUGE!!
10-02-2003, 10:13 PM
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how the hell are all you chinese guys so tall? im abc and im 5'7. not to change the topic, but do u guys smoke? i heard smoking stuns the cee-it. actually a lot of younger gen. in hk are above average now.
ps choku dori, got enough mass for three gu wak jais and their sai gwah dows? and
ps choku dori, got enough mass for three gu wak jais and their sai gwah dows? and
10-02-2003, 10:18 PM
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Yeah I smoke, I dunno how that stunts growth.
but ABC's in general are a little taller. I dunno, we get more nutrition in America? lol I can't really think of a good reason.
but ABC's in general are a little taller. I dunno, we get more nutrition in America? lol I can't really think of a good reason.
10-02-2003, 10:24 PM
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Originally posted by BADWRX
They are building a Disneyland in Hong Kong.
They are building a Disneyland in Hong Kong.
Hey isn't that insane? Like I still see japanese schoolgirls in Disneyland. I'm like "don't you guys have one in Tokyo?"
Silly asian people.
10-02-2003, 10:29 PM
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Dude, They need to build one in HK because damn Tokyo Disneyland is just too damn crowded! So clean, but so nut to butt packed!
By building one in HK, they will allow SE Asian tourists a better place to go. Disney isn't stupid, they can more than support a park in HK.
By building one in HK, they will allow SE Asian tourists a better place to go. Disney isn't stupid, they can more than support a park in HK.
10-02-2003, 10:31 PM
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And yeah, my damned wife wants me to take her to Anahiem. I keep telling her that if you have seen one, you have seen them all! The only exception to Tokyo Disneyland is that it is so clean and new. Otherwise, it is the same, minus the Matterhorn, of course!
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Originally posted by dvsVer.VI
man...disneyland in hk?...dunno bout that one...its gonna be so dirty and all the hkians don't wanna "jup suu" its gonna be chaos man.
man...disneyland in hk?...dunno bout that one...its gonna be so dirty and all the hkians don't wanna "jup suu" its gonna be chaos man.