If you could ask 3 questions and have them answered, what would you ask?

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Old 03-05-2011, 04:25 AM
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Smile If you could ask 3 questions and have them answered, what would you ask?

You have 3 questions that you can ask, and regardless of how incomprehensible the answer may be, you will magically able to comprehend the answer. You can ask about the future as well as past, doesn't matter what the question is, it will be answered 100% truthfully.


With that on your plate and after some careful thinking, what would you ask?






For me, it would be in this order:
1. Why does the universe exist? As in, how/why

2. What/who created us? (Us, as in all of us in the known universe)

3. Detailed info on how/when I die.


Bonus question:

1. What event will cause humans to no longer exist? (in detail)




Bonus-bonus question:

1. Who would win in a fight to the death? USA VS CHINA in a full fledged war with both countries in 100% focus on the war effort (all soldiers from Iraq, etc will go to war with the Chinese). Lets pretend that China attacks the USA in some way, USA retaliates and war breaks out. How would that war pan out?



Remember, these are not yes or no questions. Depending on your question the answer could be longer than a book because everything will be explained in full detail with events leading up to as well as post events as a result of whatever you asked. Remember, you only get 3 so choose wisely.
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1. how will i die
2. who will i marry
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I know answers to your questions Bruce.
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1. how will i die
2. who will i marry
3. where will i spend the rest of my life
what a freaking waste of 3 questions



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What teams will win the next 500 years in all sporting events & what will the scores be.

What is the molecular cure/answer/reversal to fighting and curing cancer.

Who will be in every single relevant and non-relevant political position, full name and position, for the next 500 years.



Bonus: What is the easiest way to kill everyone, at once, associated with the WBC; and a few others to.
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1) where's the beef?
2) who let the dogs out?
3) what's the frequency kenneth?
lollll!!!
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Did they really pump 3 ounces of seamen from lil kim's stomach?

Where is IS2scooby? Bring back IHOP!!!

Is there really no future in yo' frontin?

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Old 03-05-2011, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Did they really pump 3 ounces of seamen from lil kim's stomach?

Where is IS2scooby? Bring back IHOP!!!

Is there really no future in yo' frontin?
3 ounces? Thats nuthin, Joey McIntyre and Rod Stewart guzzled way more gravy than that.
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