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12-10-2002 | 01:40 PM

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I thought this was a funny X-mas joke...

Two guys one Rich and one Poor:

-POOR: So man what did you get your wife for Christmas?
-RICH: Oh well you know my man i had to go with a nice diamond ring and a new WRX! (actually he says Mercedes but hey this is i-club).
-POOR: Wow man thats really nice of you to go all out like that for your wife.
-RICH: Ahh well i had to i love her. So what did you get your Wife?
-POOR: Actually shopping for her was really easy. I just got her some slippers and a dildoe.
-RICH: Haha wow i guess that was nice of you, but hey i gotta ask you something.
-POOR: Sure thing man whats up?
-RICH: I mean the slippers are a nice thought, but whats up wih the dildoe?
POOR: Well its actually quite easy you see, if she doesn't like the slippers...she can go F@#k her self!

haha ok that was probably a really stupid post, but what the hell!!! Hope some of you laugh at it!

12-11-2002 | 05:49 PM

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Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?" The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" The first guy says, "I don't know." The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know ****?"