I once dated a girl this height: 4'11 VS 6'6", death by snoo snoo Ver 2

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Old 01-21-2010 | 11:06 AM
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I once dated a girl this height: 4'11 VS 6'6", death by snoo snoo Ver 2

I thought you guys would get a kick out of seeing the height difference between someone who is just below 5'0 (she's 4'11, or so she claims) and I'm 6'6" and a half.











And here are some bonus photos of that night, and as a disclaimer, I totally do not remember this happening, but apparently it did. lol




Melons! SNOOOO SNOOOO!



That's what happens when someone who doesn't drink very often gets ahold of a bottle of good Vodka... lol (There were more, but they were pretty normalesque, these were the interesting ones, lol)

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Old 01-21-2010 | 11:08 AM
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Old 01-21-2010 | 11:34 AM
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BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I have a friend who is in the same situation.

He says, it makes it fun in bed.
Old 01-21-2010 | 11:36 AM
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Short chicks are awesome
Old 01-21-2010 | 12:06 PM
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shes crazy short, the difference is creepy lol
Old 01-21-2010 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by medicSTi
shes crazy short, the difference is creepy lol
Yeah, she's to the point where you can tell she's short, or at least out of correct proportions... At least you can't tell I'm that tall when there isn't anything to reference it in the picture... So if it's a blank background I look normal as if I were 5'7 and could blend into the general populous. She on the other hand isn't proportioned as well and you can tell she's short by just looking at her. Look at her femurs for example (upper leg bone), they are so short and tiny that you can tell by just looking at her that something is up. I've always been thankful to god (or whatever high power there is) that I've at least been well proportioned to where people couldn't tell I was some freak of nature until they stood next to me at least... lol That's when things all change, when someone stands next to me they realize that they are standing next to an ogre-like freak that couldn't blend into *insert something that is easy to blend in to*!!! hahahha...

In the other photos where I'm standing next to normal height people you can tell I'm tall, but I don't look nearly as freaky as that tall model chick who is like 6'10 (that model chick that krinkov posted about is over 6'8, at least, she's quite a bit taller than me, so imagine that!!!!)
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Originally Posted by Racenut
Short chicks are awesome
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Old 01-21-2010 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by brucelee
Melons! SNOOOO SNOOOO!
It looks like dude ripped his pants, and his junks are hanging out!
Old 01-21-2010 | 02:06 PM
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Not quite as severe, but I'm about 6'3" and my wife is barely at 5'0"

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It looks like dude ripped his pants, and his junks are hanging out!
ROFL.... That's an unfortunate angle!!
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I'm 5'11" and my wife is 4'11"
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Dude....so yesterday I go into the hospital on base for an appointment...walk out and there's a pregnant midget waddling in. I was very confused at that point but kept a straight face and kept on walking. I wonder how tall her husband was.... lol

Oh and I've seen okinawan midgets here too!
Old 01-21-2010 | 05:55 PM
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I'm 6'3" and I consistently date short girls... all are under 5'6", most are 5'2" or shorter. Why is that?


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