I met the coolest BMW owner today with the coolest car
12-19-2002, 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by 02BlackWRX
If you are serious, i have one for sale, Drop me an email and we can work something out, heres a pic, its the one outside the garage.
If you are serious, i have one for sale, Drop me an email and we can work something out, heres a pic, its the one outside the garage.
12-19-2002, 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by Slack
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine..... the porcupine has the ****** on the outside
One day on the farm it starts to rain really hard, a horse gets stuck in the mud. The horse sees a chicken walking by and he tells the chicken to go get help quick. So the chicken comes back driving the farmers bmw, and throws a rope out to the horse and has the horse pulled to safety. A little bit later the chicken gets stuck in the mud hole, he sees the horse walking by and asks him for help, so the horse straddles the mud hole and says, hey grab my weiner, so the chick grabs a hold and the horse pulls him to safety..........Moral of this story, when your hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine..... the porcupine has the ****** on the outside
One day on the farm it starts to rain really hard, a horse gets stuck in the mud. The horse sees a chicken walking by and he tells the chicken to go get help quick. So the chicken comes back driving the farmers bmw, and throws a rope out to the horse and has the horse pulled to safety. A little bit later the chicken gets stuck in the mud hole, he sees the horse walking by and asks him for help, so the horse straddles the mud hole and says, hey grab my weiner, so the chick grabs a hold and the horse pulls him to safety..........Moral of this story, when your hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
12-19-2002, 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by 02BlackWRX
uhh..??...Where did u get the idea that we were usin our bimmers to pick up chicks?....The reason so many people are saying they are "cool BMW drivers" is b/c of an earlier post saying "A cool BMW driver, who would have though"
uhh..??...Where did u get the idea that we were usin our bimmers to pick up chicks?....The reason so many people are saying they are "cool BMW drivers" is b/c of an earlier post saying "A cool BMW driver, who would have though"
12-19-2002, 09:55 PM
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Originally posted by Slack
It's called a joke, Im sure if you look you can find it on any of the BMW forums, I saw it numerous times, can be applied to any kinda "high end" cars. I'm a former BMW owner as well.
It's called a joke, Im sure if you look you can find it on any of the BMW forums, I saw it numerous times, can be applied to any kinda "high end" cars. I'm a former BMW owner as well.
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