How would you guys protect this $250 million dollars in $100's?! (pics)

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Old 09-09-2007, 10:39 PM
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How would you guys protect this $250 million dollars in $100's?! (pics)

What the hell would you do if one day you came home and this money magically appeared in your home. No one knows but you.



















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never leave the house again..online shopping is your friend! =)
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never leave the house again..online shopping is your friend! =)
How do you online shop with cash?
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Would I have to clean the money?

I would buy everything I ever wanted.
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250,000,000 $1 hookers or 1 $250,000,000 hooker.
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Originally Posted by JRsWRX
250,000,000 $1 hookers or 1 $250,000,000 hooker.
+1...quality vs. quantity...
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i like how they busted them people and put their fatty banner in the room
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it's almost like when a country would beat another country in a war, and not only take their land...but plant their flag.
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250,000,000 $1 hookers or 1 $250,000,000 hooker.
hA! with that kinda money women will just flock to you
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I'd first check if the bills were real.

I have no idea how I would protect it though. I would stuff as much as possible inside my safe, so if I did get robbed, I would still have something left. Then I would hire a bunch of mercenaries to defend the perimeter until I figure a way to get the money into a bank.

Then I would get myself a hooker, or two, or better yet a whole bunch.
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Yeah, good call... Pay the mercs like $1000 a day to protect the perimeter, and NEVER LET ANYONE inside the house, and that includes them as well. If you pay them enough, they'll be loyal to you. I mean, who the hell doesn't want to get paid $1000 a day! That's $365,000 a year if they worked every day.
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Buy a small country and move in.
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Buy a small country and move in.
That's after I secure the money.
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i would wall paper the house with cash, then move the house...
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Buy a small country and move in.
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