Help Huck get laid.
12-02-2006, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by huck
C'mon JV, when you going to realize that laying cable isnt your true calling in life and start editting fulltime for Penthouse Forums or writing the sequel to "The 120 Days of Sodom"? Your public awaits.
-rich
12-03-2006, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bushido
+1 man, we've been saying that for years now.
-rich
-rich
I have a distinct feeling that my very real desire to write for Penthouse back in the mid eighties was the major contributor to the demise of my first marriage!
When my then wife found my rough draft of the "Oedipus Complex" in which my fictional character bangs the beejeezus out of his mother-in-law after she comes home from aerobics class (OMFG, the 80's, aerobics, leg warmers and the 20 Minute Workout). It may have gone over the top when Mr. Fictional had the daughter (wife) join in!
Live and learn!
And thanks for the kind words Huck, laughing when things are going awry can be a great help. Stop by some time, you too Rich, I know you are always up here tasting that expensive grape juice!
JV
12-04-2006, 02:29 AM
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Okay, being a true gentleman, I can not discuss the finer details of the date (see: huck did not get laid). But thanks to my fine baic brother's recommendations we headed over to Maggiano's Little Italy on Santana Row, where we polished off a bottle of chardonnay and had a wonderfully overindulgent dinner. The company was charming and witty and I was surprised to find said beauty may actually be host to more than half a brain. Afterwards we retired to a nearby location and spent the rest of the evening getting better acquainted. Unfortunately, 20 minutes before I was slated to leave for my date, I managed to throw my back out while putting the finishing touches on a last minute project. The muscle relaxers mixed wonderfully with the bottle of chardonnay and I was falling asleep on my date before the night was over. 12 hours later I was in Los Angeles. And 24 hours later I was spun on Sparks, handing out Tequila Pocket Shots at a gallery opening in Pasadena. W00t!
And JV, I did get the chance for a slightly impromptu inspection, but I regret to inform you that said date did not come with any extra nuts and bolts (thank god).
And JV, I did get the chance for a slightly impromptu inspection, but I regret to inform you that said date did not come with any extra nuts and bolts (thank god).
12-04-2006, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Daredevil
I can't think of a good response, this sucks
12-04-2006, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by psoper
why do you have to be such a hater max? not getting any yourself I bet..... (like I should be talking)
rally vs. sex0r
Both cost money... a lot of money.
Both have something to hold on to.
Both get wild and crazy.
Both are great as long as you have good lubrication.
Both are great until an "oil line" bursts.
This deserves it's own thread!
12-04-2006, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by mcdrama
rally vs. sex0r
Both cost money... a lot of money.
Both have something to hold on to.
Both get wild and crazy.
Both are great as long as you have good lubrication.
Both are great until an "oil line" bursts.
This deserves it's own thread!
Both cost money... a lot of money.
Both have something to hold on to.
Both get wild and crazy.
Both are great as long as you have good lubrication.
Both are great until an "oil line" bursts.
This deserves it's own thread!
Both when a problem accurs you throw money at them and it goes away!!
12-04-2006, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by huck
Not even just a widdle bit jeawous?
