HELP - guy on cross-country smells like CRAP

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11-11-2004, 06:13 PM

TheOmega

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HELP - guy on cross-country smells like CRAP

HELP NEEDED

Guy on Cross-Country team smells like crap!!!! Many people have filed complaints on the stench. School nurse has even discussed this sensitive subject with him. We all want to tell him to take a shower.

How can we do this without sounding out of line?

11-11-2004, 06:16 PM

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For Christmas give him a bar of soap and a stick of deoderant.

11-11-2004, 06:18 PM

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Buy him some deoderant...

11-11-2004, 06:23 PM

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tell him ur worried about his personal hygiene and he should take care of himself or he will get sick.

or just stop playing nice and tell him to wash his ***.

11-11-2004, 06:38 PM

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throw bar soap at him when he runs by you

11-11-2004, 06:41 PM

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just spray him down w/ a hose.... man, use some mr. clean autodry on his ***....

11-11-2004, 06:58 PM

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I believe there is a skin disease that causes this. A guy in my hs class had it. It sucks big time for everyone involved :\

11-11-2004, 07:05 PM

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Did you see the scene in Rambo: First Blood where they hose him down w/ a firehose. Give you any ideas?

11-11-2004, 07:12 PM

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Douse him with rubbing alcohol and set him on fire. That should kill all the bacteria on that nasty ****. LOL

11-11-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by krzyxrevver12

use some mr. clean autodry on his ***....

Yes!

11-11-2004, 07:32 PM

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dang, good ideas!

11-11-2004, 07:51 PM

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lol. i remember in high school we had a french teacher that was somewhat hairy around the facial regions. and her teeth looked like corn on the cob doused in butter. so before winter break, we left a package of disposable razors and toothpaste in a box for her all wrapped up

11-11-2004, 10:18 PM

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lol

if this is a serious question, why doesn't your entire team delouse this guy?

11-11-2004, 10:29 PM

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mace him with some axe body spray

11-12-2004, 12:36 AM

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ya, its around thanksgiving, might as well get him a soap/detergent basket or something. hosing that mother down sounds like fun, and it'll be more direct! =P

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