requirements
the ability to take a punch
must be at least 6 feet tall with dark hair

so hear are the benefits,
the job likely pays well
you will get to be on national tv seen by people all over the us
you get all the beef stick you can eat

so what is this great job well

i hear the slim Jim guys needs a replacement
j/k Dan but you do kind look like him

 

I look more like him when I make the same facial expression!







Snap into a GLOCK Pistol!!!


SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!


PS: That first pic you posted has me making the worst facial expression, I'm like "Wuuuuut".

 

i'm starting to think you should change your name to supersaiyanbrucelee, just bleach your hair

 

Just so you guys know, I don't normally do my hair that way, I only did it that way for BAM to poke fun at myself, if I did it like that every day I wouldn't be able fit through door ways, or drive a car without a sunroof or convertible top, or get a job, well unless of course it was for the slim jim position.

But yeah, I grew my hair out for the event actually... My wife didn't like that too much...