Hatteroo 101
03-03-2006, 05:03 PM
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Hatteroo 101
By popular demand I bring to everyone a devoted thread to hatteroos and post ****** so post away my friends!
I'll start with the define of a hatteroo:
One who thinks he is a ladies man and uses awkward places to pick up on women such as car meets or fund raisers or funerals.
Example:
"Damn yo, I was chilling with my fellow car club members and this hatteroo tried to pick up on my lady, wtf?"
Define of post *****:
1. A post ***** is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad.
2. Someone who posts on an online forum just for the sake of posting. He or she doesn't have to have any relevant or complete thought to post. As long as the post count goes up, he or she is happy.
3. Someone who posts on every thread out of boredom or as an attempt to feel a sense of belonging
I'll start with the define of a hatteroo:
One who thinks he is a ladies man and uses awkward places to pick up on women such as car meets or fund raisers or funerals.
Example:
"Damn yo, I was chilling with my fellow car club members and this hatteroo tried to pick up on my lady, wtf?"
Define of post *****:
1. A post ***** is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad.
2. Someone who posts on an online forum just for the sake of posting. He or she doesn't have to have any relevant or complete thought to post. As long as the post count goes up, he or she is happy.
3. Someone who posts on every thread out of boredom or as an attempt to feel a sense of belonging
03-03-2006, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
shouldnt the definition of post ***** just be Soggynoodles? :rotfl:
03-03-2006, 05:22 PM
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nice but hey do you think we are post whoring? yea we are o well thats what this thread was made for, haha. i gotta take off but ill be back(said in the governator's voice)
03-03-2006, 06:23 PM
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Haha...it's really sad. I had my posts up to almost 3 posts per day a few weeks ago and now they're down to 2.3 per day. So so sad. Ibpostingmorenow
