I am Sancho


Ah hell ad in the best quotes from Dave the Lighting Guy

 

"D'ya like dags?"

 

"You prolly heard we aint in the prisoner taking business. We in the Killing **** business, and cousin, business is a-boomin."
"Donny, we gots a German here that wants to die for his country. Oblige him!"


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Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the **** would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f****** book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb f****** name!
Fogell: F*** you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

 

Lt. Aldo Raine: You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a f*****' basement.
Lt. Archie Hicox: I didn't know.
Lt. Aldo Raine: You said it was in a tavern.
Lt. Archie Hicox: It is a tavern.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!

 

Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.



State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

 

The greatest Sheriff to every grace the silver screen (played by one of the best actors to ever live IMHO)


Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Followed closely by...

Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
[begins to turn away, then returns]
Buford T. Justice: Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it!

 

Ryan Phillippe to Sarah Silverman: "Shut that c*nt's mouth before I come over there and fu*k start her head!"

 

GIMMME BACK MY SON!!!!
http://www.screenjunkies.com/moviene...m-techno-remix

 

B***, I don't know your life!
- Baby Mama

 

"Good morning.. Beeeep.. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest arial battle in the history of man kind. Man kind that.. word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest, perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom.. not from tyranny, oppression or persacution.. but from annhialation. Were fighting for our right to live.. to exist. And should we win the day.. the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday.. but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight, we're gonna live on.. were gonna survive. Today.. we celebrate our INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!!"

=D

 

*in southern accent* "I don't want your life" hahahah

 

"Look it here baby.. You hittin them cownas too dam fast! You need to slow dis ***** F*&ka down, ya unda stand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkT0Rc3XP_M

 

stay gold ponyboy, stay gold

 

wow. i get to use this twice in 2 posts!


"Hi, I'm here for the gang bang..."

"PC load letter, WTF does PC load letter mean..." <- i live this one

josh