Douche cake completely fries z06 clutch attempting a brake stand (no wheels spin)
12-24-2009, 07:47 PM
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So ****ing embarrassing 
Seriously, this is why I never go to the Corvette forum anymore, this is the typical vette owner, I swear the car is wasted on 95% of these meatheads.
All any of them ever do with it is drag race or burnouts.
or this
2001 Chevrolet Corvette C5 Conv. Race Car w/Lambo Doors
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevr...item439c140979
I guess the lambo doors are what makes it a race car.
just look at this eyesore.
Turd burglar here wants nothing less than 45K for a C5 vert that, when unmolested C5 verts trade in the 20-25K range tops.
And if you want a real headache try reading the description, this guy is unstable, it starts off semi threatening/insulting to the POTENTIAL BUYER, then the guy types as if hes forgotten what he just typed a line ago, "Oh did I tell you about...did I forget to mention..." WTF??
but the crib notes are its base model 350hp motor (that he thinks is a 5.9 but is and always has been a 5.7) now has 450hp because he installed TWIN TURBONATORS IN THE EXHAUST MANIFOLDS and hell those things are worth at LEAST 50 hp each, right??
Seriously, this is why I never go to the Corvette forum anymore, this is the typical vette owner, I swear the car is wasted on 95% of these meatheads.
All any of them ever do with it is drag race or burnouts.
or this
2001 Chevrolet Corvette C5 Conv. Race Car w/Lambo Doors
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevr...item439c140979
I guess the lambo doors are what makes it a race car.
just look at this eyesore.
Turd burglar here wants nothing less than 45K for a C5 vert that, when unmolested C5 verts trade in the 20-25K range tops.
And if you want a real headache try reading the description, this guy is unstable, it starts off semi threatening/insulting to the POTENTIAL BUYER, then the guy types as if hes forgotten what he just typed a line ago, "Oh did I tell you about...did I forget to mention..." WTF??
but the crib notes are its base model 350hp motor (that he thinks is a 5.9 but is and always has been a 5.7) now has 450hp because he installed TWIN TURBONATORS IN THE EXHAUST MANIFOLDS and hell those things are worth at LEAST 50 hp each, right??
12-26-2009, 12:20 PM
#35
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Wow yeah this is pretty much what I have seen from most Corvette owners. Like the fellow who got all pissed at T-Hill because he had to drive his Z06 with the "slow cars" and decided to "show everyone" by turning off his traction control and subsequently plugged the car into the wall on the second longest straight on the track. Car still had the plastic on the seats. In my world, these folks would be issued a 1985 Chevrolet Citation and sent packing.
In the first place I would want to punch someone in the face for getting the keys to a new Z06 and then doing a burnout, but then to do it wrong? WHAT THA FACK.
In the first place I would want to punch someone in the face for getting the keys to a new Z06 and then doing a burnout, but then to do it wrong? WHAT THA FACK.
12-28-2009, 03:04 PM
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i like how they look at each other so much in the beginning like its gonna be a great show or something to see. Guess they were right in some way, cause that was awesome.
how to people like this get these kind of cars?!
