I have come to the recent conclusion that all Apple users are Scientologists.. but not actual Scientologists.. they are Appletologists!!!!


Lets look at some things about both sides...

Scientologists say.. once you are apart of scientology your life is opened up, freed up away from the bull**** of the world.. that your worries and confusions are gone...

Appleologists say.. once you switch from windows to OS X your life is opened up, freed away from the bull**** of virus’, spyware, trojans etc etc... that your worries and confusions are gone.

Scientologists say L Ron Hubbard was a creative genius that knew what the people wanted, and could see the road in the fog... that he created the religion to help people..

Appletologists say Steve Jobs knew what they wanted and made it happen, hes a genius with a clear view of the road we know as personal computers and accessories


Appletologists talk about Steve Jobs and his Apple products the same way Scientologists talk about L Ron Hubbard and his books...

Is there a connection here beyond similarity? People worship the ground Steve Jobs walks on.. "oh the perfect soul with the EYES of a GOD I will blind fold myself and hold his hand as I walk down this dark unknown dirt road through the black forest of evil.. and I am just fine.. for I have Steve with me..."

Maybe there is a big picture here we are ALL missing.. except the Apple users..

Apple users what do you know that we don’t? Once you buy an Apple computer I think you’re on the road to death. You join a lifeless, loveless, cult of anxiety that something bad might happen to your apple and take away the freedom you have.

You say you live in no fear but I know....oh I know....... I KNOW THE TRUTH...

 

I don't even care what steve jobs does, i don't worship the ground he or anyone walks on. I DO however own 6 macs.

I will just say this, MAC users make money with their computers, windows users spend money on their computers.

i really don't care what os people have, whatever works for them, unless its music stuff then it better be a mac.

 

hahaha its meant to be FUNNNY man!!!

And I only spend money on my PC when I want upgraded parts

and I use linux 95% of the time an opensource world for everyone!

 

I use OSX, Linux, and Solaris daily.

 

steve jobs is an *******. IMO fit/finish of mac laptops is unbeatable, but then you have a mac.............

tough choice I like both macs/pc's......as far as os........they both suck in their own ways in the reality of what I do with them, but mac os is more appealing in thought..................

apple is just as **** as microsoft.........

i guess pick your poision.

that being said I really only use my x60 now, have an older g4 17 inch, and older g4 desktop/who knows what config in my pc desktop......blah blah old crappy machines.....

x60 is newest purchase, now I want a macbook pro with the sickkkkkk hd sceen.....ooooo yeaaa...........

I only buy laptops now really......probably pretty stupid in reality.

 

where the NEITHER option?

 

Maybe they give you kool-aid when you buy a mac...

 

I called steve and told him about this thread. He said he was going to break the internet if you compare him to L Ron (also known as a fictional writer who created a religion on a bet... and won!).
Umm careful cause an apple a day keeps the doctor away? How many macs does it take to make a spread sheet? Don't worry about it your website can be made with only one mac with iLife 08!
How many microsofts does it take to use iTunes? what the **** is music? I want my TPS reports!
How many bad jokes can I make up with out pausing? Lets not find out!

 

^^LOL Steve is a fictional writer too.. all that talk about how OS X is all you need... awww i love his fictional stories.


Ubuntu is all you need.

www.system76.com I am going to buy the Koala Mini! So bad ***!

 

and guys... remember... this isn't a serious thread (i mean i believe its all true) but its not meant to be angerrrr-eeeeee

 

I heard steve parks in handicapped spots around the area as a normal practice, because he is too lazy to find a spot.

Physically he seems in great shape, His handicap must be in the brain

 

^^i heard he goes to home depot every night when he gets off and buys a window just to smash it when he gets home.

 

lol....only if I can buy their new laptop...the thin thing?

 

I just think he's a boss. White on white call that hoe rick ross

 

boss