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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Old 12-16-2009 | 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by subie OCD
If this is about taking a dump....how the hell do you sit on the pot and wipe at the same time??? I'm pretty big and have to stand up over the toliet (a few inches at least) to wipe.
Seriously, how do you wipe sitting down?

Originally Posted by dkohn1337
Stand up, bend over, wipe. Repeat if necessary.
Bingo!
Old 12-16-2009 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by flatline
how do you wipe standing? cheeks gotta be spread yo?
Like the Bloodhound Gang once said "we are spread out butt cheeks, pulled apart so just the air leaks" -Pennsylvania

i get all up in there. ****s clean when im done with it.

Originally Posted by subie OCD
If this is about taking a dump....how the hell do you sit on the pot and wipe at the same time??? I'm pretty big and have to stand up over the toliet (a few inches at least) to wipe.
Originally Posted by dkohn1337
Stand up, bend over, wipe. Repeat if necessary.
for sure, toilets are so small to begin with, i get off ASAP so my wiener doesnt hit the inside of the bowl and i wake up with an STI
Old 12-16-2009 | 09:48 PM
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where's the option for no wipes, toilet sprays water to help me clean wipe?
Old 12-16-2009 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pho_shizzle
sitting, who the **** stands and wipes??? that just feels awkward
OK, so you remain seated, *** to the pot and reach down below in the darkness and wipe? If so that is freaking weird... I cant believe anyone wouldn't stand up (lean over forward) at least a few inches and do their business.

Anyways this thread is pretty gross... IBTL
Old 12-16-2009 | 10:05 PM
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This thread is about as ghey as peeing sitting down.
Old 12-16-2009 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by fizay
that's ****ing grimey if you stand and wipe. you're just smearing poop all along your khrum canyon.
lol totally got the visual of the khrum canyon...
Old 12-16-2009 | 11:00 PM
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little asian man says wipe sitting down...course i am leaning forward on the porcelain god when said actions are occurring...
Old 12-16-2009 | 11:57 PM
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this debate was on live 105 this morning and apparently it came from a funded "research" project from the Univ of West Virginia (?).

Great use of funds for research....
Old 12-17-2009 | 01:26 AM
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I think we need more clear definition.

I definatly dont reach into the pot and wipe.

Its definatly lean forward and wipe so the *** is at least 6 inchs off the pot.

But "standing" to me sounds like standing straight up and prying open the cheeks to try and wipe hahaha
Old 12-17-2009 | 03:48 AM
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look what this started haha
Old 12-17-2009 | 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by pho_shizzle
sitting, who the **** stands and wipes??? that just feels awkward
T-Rex Stance


You girls can remain seated.
Old 12-17-2009 | 04:08 AM
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Old 12-17-2009 | 04:15 AM
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sometimes i do the seated lean, sometimes i do the lean forward on the edge of the seat. I can't imagine sitting just like I just was and reaching into the abyss that I just blew up and dipping my knuckles or something nasty. A better question is how long do you take while in there?
Old 12-17-2009 | 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by nokio
A better question is how long do you take while in there?
Hella days


EDIT:

Let me rephrase that;

At home, a party, resturant, or time sensitive situation, only a couple of minutes.


At work or my buddy's place, Hella Days

At work, I am on the clock; at my buddy's place, there is a stack of Motor Tend magazines in the bathroom and I always get stuck reading those.

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Old 12-17-2009 | 10:06 AM
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I do not know the answer off the top of my head, but I'll go do a test right now.

I'll be back in 15 mins with results.



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