HAAAAAA. that's like those hockey commercials. Dude get hot coffee dumped on him and doesn't trip.

 

^^^^I'm just trying to give back to the community. If that wasn't enough, picture Terri Schiavo having food lobbed through her hospital window by anxious supporters in the form of water balloons.

 

but using those 3 man waterballoon launchers. Now imagine a waterballoon full of bologna puree. Mmmmm

 

I live in a loft that overlooks the French Quarter and I cause quit a problem to well dressed tourists with my water balloon launcher. BTW......all this bologna puree and eggrollsicle talk makes me so hungry.

 

The french quarter? Where the hell do you live? FRANCE? Oh....

I've always thought ******** sort of looked like bologna in burlap, but thats just me - and my uncle used to wear these cut off jeans back in the 80's and he'd sit down and start talking about hobie cats or dirtbikes and invariably drop a nut or two down onto the grass and just gross my 8 year old *** out. I'll curse the day my nuts look like bologna in burlap. The only way i'd be cool with them looking like that is if i just used them like an indiana jones whip to swing across an abyss, narrowly escaping getting eaten by a mutant eskimo crocodile. Then i'll look down at them boys and say "yall's alright!".

 

No I live in New Orleans. Thank you for killing my desire for lunch too. For further reference never compare any human organs with lunch meat as I enjoy being at the top of the food chain and you ruining for me.

 

Hey man, i was just pointing out...Don't shoot the messenger....n'stuff.

What the hell were we talking about? Oh yeah, milk in bags. Isn't milk in bags the most natural way to get milk? Doesnt milk come from bags?

Just don't refer to them as bags.

 

Oh no man....I wasn't mad or anything. I was just joking. I don't take much of anything seriously on here. I guess it technically does come from bags. I like a little structure to my packaging though.

 

i have nipples, can you milk me

 

Can you milk me Focher?

 

LOLOLOL...I needed that! Thanks.

 

Anyone down to set up a milk stand where we serve soy milk outta ballon shaped ****?

 

I already beat you to the punch....or should i say zangeif arm spin. I think that they predicted that **** like that would be happening in the 70's in the far future....1994!!!!!!!!! *analog jet noise*.

But no, we still drink milk from cups, instead of future hover ultra-violent titty milk recepticles.

(am i thinking of clockwork orange?)

 

I mix my milk with a protein enriched powdered milk that has vanilla flavoring which I find to be delicious.

 

I think powdered milk is the stuff they use to powdercoat car parts and stuff.

That would explain why i spent 3 days in the hospital after my oreos/datsun 510 suspension install debacle.